Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

nikharwood

Boring day at work today - have knocked off the to-do list, loads of threads that are hanging as I wait for people to come back to me...

So - anyone fancy a lunchtime snifter or seven? Followed by some fisticuffs?

Techno

A snifter or seven sounds good to me.....But I'll have to sit quietly in the corner....I'm not to be jogged while I'm pushing all this putty about.

nikharwood

Who are you pushing, eh?

Techno

Stop blocking the light, Nik !

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Oi! you two, you two fighting?

If not? Why not?
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Techno

You can get out of the light as well.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Starts positioning coats in anticipation if interviews for Trchno's temporary replacement.

One in the tiger pit, two in front of the quantum accelerator, one in the ladies (behind the chainsaw loaded out trap), last one behind Nik's 'special malts, do not move' shelf.

Good luck all!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

fsn

Do we have to wear the outfit?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Fenton

Quote from: mad lemmey on 15 September 2014, 04:03:10 PM
Starts positioning coats in anticipation if interviews for Trchno's temporary replacement.



Are you suggesting that a coat could do the job Techno does?
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

FSN yes.
Fenton: No, the Coat Assistant position is only temporary, but only because the doormat, Erm, doorman, Erm... current incumbent is in computer limbo, not rehab-at-all-of-any-kind, honest!

The sculpting bit is another question. He's irreplaceable.
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

fsn

In that case I'm not applying. That g-string does me no favours.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

If you want you can play the F or E string instead...
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Last Hussar

I want fsn in a full alphabet string, if not a complete Oxford dictionary string
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

If he can do the Elements Song, he gets the job!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner