Forum barfight

[Orcs]

I still remember the black carpet in the pub right up in the north of New Zealand that squelched when you walked over it....

No Ray they were sheep for the locals entertainment - I'll leave you to guess why they squelched 

[Orcs]

I've got some off-cuts of the rubber matting we use.

Have you Phil!!! 

[Techno]

Have you Phil!!! 

Stop editing my posts ! 
Cheers - Phil

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Better hose that wall down again, anyone seen the borax? Techno, it's not for snorting!!!

[Techno]

AAAAAAACHOOO !!

That's cleared the sinuses !

[fsn]

It's my fault. I should have moved. Has anyone got a tissue? A towel?

There's some grey matter in here. You might want that back.

[Techno]

Don't think that's mine.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Brawn anyone?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Na- I got da brain....

IanS

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

"Let's make lots of money..."

To quote.

[Leman]

Go West then.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

In suburbia? 

[Hertsblue]

I think this thread's going south. 

[Leman]

Then head for Hatfield and the North.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

That's such an A1 bias! The North starts at the Humber!

*Dons flat cap, draws Black Puddin'* Beware, I am a master of Ekiee-Thump!

[Hertsblue]

Then head for Hatfield and the North.

Have you ever been to Hatfield? Take my tip, don't!

[Leman]

Yes, to visit Hatfield House where ElizabethI lived before she became queen. It was really interesting, but this was forty years ago, so assume Hatfield town itself may well have changed. Incidentally I live north of the Mersey, but I always remember that A1 road sign, Hatfield and the North, not to mention the band.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

The sign always said :

Hatfield
The North.

ianS

[Leman]

Which is how you can tell I haven't been there for forty years. And Humphrey Bogart never said, 'Play it again Sam', but when the myth is better than the fact print the myth - and the correct quote is....?

[Last Hussar]

Coming back from Swaledale I saw a sign which simply had

The North
The South

all on the same direction arrow (the blue Motorway kind)