Lol! 

Boring day at work today - have knocked off the to-do list, loads of threads that are hanging as I wait for people to come back to me...

So - anyone fancy a lunchtime snifter or seven? Followed by some fisticuffs?

A snifter or seven sounds good to me.....But I'll have to sit quietly in the corner....I'm not to be jogged while I'm pushing all this putty about.

Who are you pushing, eh?

Stop blocking the light, Nik !

Oi! you two, you two fighting?

If not? Why not?

You can get out of the light as well.

Starts positioning coats in anticipation if interviews for Trchno's temporary replacement.

One in the tiger pit, two in front of the quantum accelerator, one in the ladies (behind the chainsaw loaded out trap), last one behind Nik's 'special malts, do not move' shelf.

Good luck all!

Do we have to wear the outfit?

Quote from: mad lemmey on 15 September 2014, 04:03:10 PM
Starts positioning coats in anticipation if interviews for Trchno's temporary replacement.

Are you suggesting that a coat could do the job Techno does?

FSN yes.
Fenton: No, the Coat Assistant position is only temporary, but only because the doormat, Erm, doorman, Erm... current incumbent is in computer limbo, not rehab-at-all-of-any-kind, honest!

The sculpting bit is another question. He's irreplaceable.

In that case I'm not applying. That g-string does me no favours.

If you want you can play the F or E string instead...

I want fsn in a full alphabet string, if not a complete Oxford dictionary string

If he can do the Elements Song, he gets the job!

"There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium
And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and caesium"

... and I'm still not wearing the g-string. 

Job's yours!

And whoever got the coat out from behind Nik's security field, well done, but could you remove the soiled boots you left on the bartop?

I know it's the Bakeoff final tonight, but whoever is throwing rock buns, they are not meant to have actual rocks in them! 

So I shouldn't use crockery in these cupcakes then?