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Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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Techno

04 April 2019, 12:06:08 PM #2220
Quote from: ianrs54 on 04 April 2019, 11:22:00 AM
Chocolate is bad for him....

Very true !

Quote from: Westmarcher on 04 April 2019, 11:51:57 AM
Who ever said there's no foucher in chocolate?

Language, Davy !!  ;)

Westmarcher

04 April 2019, 01:04:05 PM #2221
Quote from: Techno on 04 April 2019, 12:06:08 PM
Language, Davy !!  ;)

:o Tut, tut! Shockarooney!

..... you know, sometimes I fear for the foucher foocher future of the older generation ...  =)

:P
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Techno

04 April 2019, 01:36:12 PM #2222
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cheers - Phil  ;)

Orcs

04 April 2019, 03:45:52 PM #2223
Quote from: mad lemmey on 03 April 2019, 06:17:29 PM
Techno is a very old fashioned count!

6d, a denarii and a half eaten chocolate coin? Techno, you spoil us...

That Denarii was what Dave paid him for doing the all Elizabethan Range masters. Dave offered to pay in Sterling, but Techno said "I'm not having any of that new fangled, pounds, shillings an pence.  Haven't you got any Groats"
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Techno

04 April 2019, 08:23:53 PM #2224
I've got some so called 'groats'.....Somehere. :-\

Though I think it's far more likely they're old 4d pieces from broken Maunday Monday sets.....Why did folk ever break those sets up ? 8-}

If I can find it, I'll leave the Victorian 1 1/2 d piece, as a tip for the bar staff. :P

Duke Speedy of Leighton

04 April 2019, 09:30:34 PM #2225
The day gets better and better!  :P
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d_Guy

04 April 2019, 10:52:27 PM #2226
I had a touch of groat in me big toe once.
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Techno

05 April 2019, 06:27:31 AM #2227
The Mother In Law had groat from drinking too much orange juice.  :o

fsn

05 April 2019, 06:59:07 AM #2228
I got a bad foot when I was at the top of Snowdon.

It was a mountain groat.
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Techno

05 April 2019, 08:43:07 AM #2229
See what you've started now, Bill ?  X_X

Cheers - Phil  :)

Orcs

05 April 2019, 09:50:56 AM #2230
Quote from: fsn on 05 April 2019, 06:59:07 AM
I got a bad foot when I was at the top of Snowdon.

It was a mountain groat.

Weren't you married to a woman who was a bity of an old groat ?
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

05 April 2019, 10:47:15 AM #2231
Tune down the Groat jokes - Phil might find em offensive  :'( :'(
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Techno

05 April 2019, 01:27:01 PM #2232
I thought we were heading towards animal puns, after Nobby's 'mountain groat'. X_X

Cheers - Phil.

Ithoriel

05 April 2019, 01:51:38 PM #2233
No gnus is good gnus, Phil ;)
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d_Guy

05 April 2019, 03:03:24 PM #2234
I pause for a serious question:
If "greet" were an irregular verb would it conjugate as, "greet", "groat", "grout"?
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Techno

05 April 2019, 03:34:55 PM #2235
Quote from: Ithoriel on 05 April 2019, 01:51:38 PM
No gnus is good gnus, Phil ;)

Deer me.

Just stop badgering me, otterwise I'll frog march you to Nobby's house, so he can chew your coatl....:D

(I should NOT have posted this !) X_X

Ithoriel

05 April 2019, 03:39:26 PM #2236
Quote from: d_Guy on 05 April 2019, 03:03:24 PM
I pause for a serious question:
If "greet" were an irregular verb would it conjugate as, "greet", "groat", "grout"?


I greet
I was greeting
I will greet

Ally bally, ally bally bee,
Sittin' on yer mammy's knee,
Greetin' fur a wee bawbee,
Tae buy some Coulter's candy.

Ach, it gars me greet.

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Ithoriel

05 April 2019, 04:06:29 PM #2237
Quote from: Techno on 05 April 2019, 03:34:55 PM
Deer me.

Just stop badgering me, otterwise I'll frog march you to Nobby's house, so he can chew your coatl....:D

(I should NOT have posted this !) X_X

Dognabbit, I was just horsing around. Didn't mean to get your goat. I do rabbit on sometimes (who said "only sometimes?"). Sorry if I'm hogging the thread and being shellfish but there's no need to be crabby! Must fly! I'll chew ,y owwn coatl, thank you!

:D :D :D :D
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d_Guy

05 April 2019, 04:44:28 PM #2238
I know that tune. :) If greet were irregular, however, it would be:
"Once Ithorial had grout the gnu, he done ate it."
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Last Hussar

15 September 2019, 10:45:12 PM #2239
Quiet in here, isn't it.
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