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Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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fsn

25 October 2018, 11:51:10 AM #2200
Sir's outer covering, which I believe Sir likes to refer to as a "coat", has been offered to an animal sanctuary for the benfit of distressed mules.

The animal sanctuary rejected it, saying it was fit only for an ass, so Sir can find it mopping up a puddle.

Through the front door, to Sir's left.

Good day.
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Orcs

25 October 2018, 12:20:19 PM #2201
Quote from: fsn on 25 October 2018, 06:50:37 AM
Actually, when I said "large Hadron Colldier" I was referring to Orcs' drink.

Essentially a "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster", but with cucumber instead of lemon.

... and now a hyper-velocity peanut.

Quote from: mad lemmey on 25 October 2018, 07:17:41 AM
It's best stirred, gently, with a 10' pole. Shaking can be... Interesting!

Yes If I drink one or two and jump up and down My vomit comes out Purple,  as do the carrots
Quote from: fsn on 25 October 2018, 11:51:10 AM

The animal sanctuary rejected it, saying it was fit only for an ass, so Sir can find it mopping up a puddle.

Through the front door, to Sir's left.

Good day.

That's just where I disposed of my last 2  Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.   :)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Last Hussar

25 October 2018, 10:40:26 PM #2202
*thumps Orcs*
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Orcs

05 March 2019, 01:53:59 PM #2203
OI! where's my drink I ordered it hours ago!
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Techno

05 March 2019, 01:59:33 PM #2204
HOURS ??

If you think it was hours ago...I don't think Will should serve you.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

05 March 2019, 05:07:49 PM #2205
You haven't finished your last two...
And the cinzano and lemonade Ithorial bought you, in 2013.
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Last Hussar

11 March 2019, 12:06:50 AM #2206
My manservant just told me that I'd drank all the absinthe.

I don't have a manservant so I suspect he was telling the truth.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

11 March 2019, 12:13:21 AM #2207
Can we have the bottle back then, or are you going to empty it before you smash it over his head again?
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Ithoriel

11 March 2019, 01:19:21 AM #2208
Ladles and Jellyspoons, steamed memoirs of the forum all, I stand upon this speech to make a platform.

I rebuke the charge that I am as nissed as a pewt! I am in fact as jober as a sudge, indeed more sober than some judges of my quaintness!

If you are having half as much fun here as I am then I ... err ... um .... where was I? Ha yes, if you are having half as much fun as I am then I am having ... err ... twice as much fun as you are!

As a token of my infection I have left a little something behind the bar .... but I will clean it up later. Sorry.

Praps I shoont 'uve drank all the dregs an' leftovers. Hic!

<passes out>
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

11 March 2019, 06:43:23 AM #2209
Nice to see Ithorial is cutting down...
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Techno

11 March 2019, 07:44:35 AM #2210
I thought he was on the wagon.
Someone nip outside and see if the horses can be stopped.

Westmarcher

03 April 2019, 05:18:58 PM #2211
Sitting waiting here for Techno to buy a round to celebrate him becoming a Count.

Think I'll have an "Old Fashioned" while I'm waiting.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Techno

03 April 2019, 05:27:27 PM #2212
The money's behind the bar.

(Unless Nobby's eaten it.)

Duke Speedy of Leighton

03 April 2019, 06:17:29 PM #2213
Techno is a very old fashioned count!

6d, a denarii and a half eaten chocolate coin? Techno, you spoil us...
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Techno

03 April 2019, 07:35:34 PM #2214
Half eaten ?

Nobby's eaten all the rest, then. =)

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

04 April 2019, 07:38:10 AM #2215
Must get roiund to making the sign - Dont feed the Dog or Nobby !
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fsn

04 April 2019, 10:51:39 AM #2216
Hey! Why can't we feed the dog?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

04 April 2019, 11:22:00 AM #2217
Chocolate is bad for him....
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FierceKitty

04 April 2019, 11:38:50 AM #2218
If anyone here finds himself in Paris, don't miss going to the Foucher chocolate shop. The Louvre and the rest are OK, but these chox are the real thing. http://www.chocolat-foucher.com/
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Westmarcher

04 April 2019, 11:51:57 AM #2219
Who ever said there's no foucher in chocolate?
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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