Forum barfight

[Techno]

Too quiet  ......And look at all the dust on the bar.

Can you hear something slithering down in the cellar ?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Oh, that's where we left FSN

[d_Guy]

Wait, FSN is House Slytherin? 

[fsn]

Better believe it Muggle!

[d_Guy]

Muggle?! I'm an American by G'd! (Or North American, or Middle North American, or what ever other Leftist geolexicon is currently in vogue - G'd bless'em)

(Throws tattered riding coat on a table covered in craft-knife cuts and Humbrol tins, hitches up gun belt - a double rig - and shuffles toward the bar.)

A round of IC lite for all here!

[Last Hussar]

Leftist?

You're a yank.

[d_Guy]

I occasionally Jerk but hardly ever Yank.

[Techno]

Another coat for Nobby to chew, methinks !

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

OI Quiet down, Ise try ta sleep over 'ere. And pour me another pint, this un is flat.

[Chris Pringle]

Limoncello and soda, please.
What, run out again?
How about a Cynar then.
Nor that neither?
What kind of establishment do you call this where a chap can't get a tot of his favourite rancid artichoke beverage?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Not run out, we are just waiting for the next crop to go rancid.
Amarula instead.

Oh, and Ian, the reason your pint is flat is it's the same one you've been nursing for 5 years, and Bailey's is meant to be flat!

[Last Hussar]

Right, I've looked in the till. We have 27 and a half pence. All in half pences, 3 Zloties, and a 25mm base with "£3" written on it.

I'm going to need all of you to clear your tabs.

[Ithoriel]

Oh I don't do tabs, if you can't snort it up your nose I don't touch it.

[Ithoriel]

Oh I don't do tabs, if you can't snort it up your nose I don't touch it.

Snuff, that's the stuff

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Well I do about 10 tabs a day ! Another pint of Creme De Monte over hear barkeep

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Okay, but this time lay off the meths chaser...

[Chris Pringle]

Right, I've looked in the till. We have 27 and a half pence. All in half pences, 3 Zloties, and a 25mm base with "£3" written on it.
I'm going to need all of you to clear your tabs.

That IOU's definitely not mine. That's nothing like my handwriting. More like someone deliberately scribbling wrong-handed while impaired by alcohol ... ah.

I suppose the three shots of Unicum gave me away.

If I wasn't in a fit state to give consent, it doesn't count, does it?

[Techno]

Snuff, that's the stuff

You WIMP.....

Try Milliput dust......(NO....Don't)......Makes me sneeze my brains (or what's left of them)...Out....If I ever breathe that poop in.

Horrible damn stuff !!

Cheers - Phil

[Chris Pringle]

Thank god - you've still got tonic water!

... precious stuff, mind ... best dilute it with plenty of gin ...

Can anyone email me a potato?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Can anyone email me a potato?

Can snail mail it, that do.....where is that Creme de Menthe, and I will have the chaser !