Forum barfight

[Hertsblue]

Speaking as a member of the extreme centre, let's get this rumble back into action - and while we're at it, someone get me an ice-pack for my foot! 

[Last Hussar]

[Stamps on Hertsblue's foot]

[fsn]

Now, as I've said before, in my mind, all you other forum members are attractive young ladies in bikinis.

May I therefore introduce copious amounts of baby oil to the proceedings?

All except Fierce Kitty, who is Grumpy Cat.

[Last Hussar]

You utter utter bastard



The image of 'Orcs' in a bikini is causing me serious psychological distress - it's bad enough seeing him dressed.

You will be hearing from my lawyers, Messrs Soo, Grabbit and Runne

[Hertsblue]

But that's exactly how I imagined FK. 

[fsn]

Aw! Hussar!

You're so cute when you're angry!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

*bar stool applied soft end first to fsn*
Stop it, or next time it will be legs first!

[fsn]

*ow!*

Point taken.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

No, that's next time! 

[FierceKitty]

Now, as I've said before, in my mind, all you other forum members are attractive young ladies in bikinis.

May I therefore introduce copious amounts of baby oil to the proceedings?

All except Fierce Kitty, who is Grumpy Cat.

Happy to be, but a Siamese, please.

[Hertsblue]

Who's this barstool you keep applying to?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

What, this one?
*twack*
If you find something that works, stick to it!

[Hertsblue]

I thought you had a job behind the bar?

Ow, ow, ow! 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I can reach a long way!
Now put down the fire extinguisher before...
*Clung!*
Ohhh stars!
*Thunk!*

[Hertsblue]

Fires aren't the only thing I can put out.