Appalling ! 
Cheers - Phil.

Quote from: fsn on 24 November 2013, 06:11:09 PM
Confucius says "never pick on a man who has ready access to automatic weapons".

No, Confucius say "Man who piss into wind get his own back" 

"A wise man knows how little he knows" - Confucious really did say that.

Quote from: Hertsblue on 25 November 2013, 08:52:10 AM
"A wise man knows how little he knows" - Confucious really did say that.

... and according to recent research he was right, experts are aware of the gaps in their knowledge and tend to underestimate their abilities while the ignorant are blissfully unaware of the depth their ignorance and overestimate their ability.

<Breaks a chair over Hertsblue's back, after all this a brawl not a bloomin seminar>

<Besides, he was right .... and nobody likes a smartarse> 
 

Gropes in his pocket for the delicately engraved knuckleduster - it slips through a hole in the lining and breaks his foot. Ouch!

Slips a banana skin in Hertsblue's direction, just to see if it really works!

Techno practices 'heroic poses' in front of a mirror.....and gives up completely, having slipped on a carelessly discarded banana skin.

Quote from: Techno on 25 November 2013, 12:11:03 PM
Techno practices 'heroic poses' in front of a mirror.....and gives up completely, having slipped on a carelessly discarded banana skin.

Your starting to sound more like Bluebottle with every post 

*pushes RM executive in room, with sign hung around neck and 4 tubs of paint in each pocket*

*Sounders of sniggering as door is locked*

Quote from: Fenton on 25 November 2013, 12:13:35 PM
Your starting to sound more like Bluebottle with every post 

You rotten swine....You dedded me !
Cheers - Phil.

 

I grew up on the goons, that humour is priceless 

Quote from: fsn on 24 November 2013, 06:11:09 PM
Confucius says "never pick on a man who has ready access to automatic weapons".

If I have a time machine some day but only enough fuel for one trip, it'll be a toss-up between Abraham and Confucius for which I'll assassinate to negate his disastrous effect on the world. The one who turned half the world into morons running on prejudice, not logic, or the one who turned the other half into status quo-obsessed doormats.

What the hell, I'll send a competent medical man to sort out Mozart. There'll always be ideology peddlers to wreck people's brains anyway.

Or a radiation suit to Marie curie?

Its not the messenger that is normally the problem, but the followers who impose their interpretation on the message.
Yeah okay there have been some nasty messengers as well !

Speaking as a member of the extreme centre, let's get this rumble back into action - and while we're at it, someone get me an ice-pack for my foot! 

[Stamps on Hertsblue's foot]

Now, as I've said before, in my mind, all you other forum members are attractive young ladies in bikinis.

May I therefore introduce copious amounts of baby oil to the proceedings?

All except Fierce Kitty, who is Grumpy Cat.

You utter utter bastard



The image of 'Orcs' in a bikini is causing me serious psychological distress - it's bad enough seeing him dressed.

You will be hearing from my lawyers, Messrs Soo, Grabbit and Runne

But that's exactly how I imagined FK.