Forum barfight

[OldenBUA]

Sound of carpet being yanked. Mr Lemmy (the mad) staggers backward, stumbling into fsn, who's still nodding imperceptibly at Fenton. Both fall on the floor, and end up in a most embarrassing position. Fenton looks on in dismay at this sign of infidelity.

[Fenton]

*taps off ash from cigerette in 7 inch gold cigerette holder*   "Olden ...Your an absolute shower"

[Ithoriel]

<Looks at puddle of export on floor, spilled when accidentally bumped into by Lemmy. Grips bottle by neck and smashes off the bottom on the edge of the bar>

See you Lemmy, you spilled ma beer. Pick a windae, yer leavin'!!

[fsn]

<FSN cowers under a table. He's not really much of a fighter.>

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Outside Ithorial, if I'm not there in five minutes, start without me!

Kicks Olden, because kicking FSN would be cruelty...

[Techno]

Techno stands outside door....Greenhouse and Mole 'smoke bombs' clenched in hand.....sets them smouldering.......opens door...and rolls said items into the bar.
Takes heroically artistic pose with Bren ....and waits for everyone to emerge.

[fsn]

*cough* *cough*

[OldenBUA]

You call this a heroic pose!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Dons gas mask and NBC suit, sets tripwire across door...

"Are you my mummy?"

[fsn]

Do you often go to the pub with an NBC suit?

[Fenton]

You call this a heroic pose!

Is Phil's pose in that  picture the one  Airfix based their WW2 figures on?

[fsn]

Or is the Airfix pose ...

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Do you often go to the pub with an NBC suit?

You need to wear one to get past the haze of smoke from all the disgruntled smokers on the doorstep who can't come in!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Holding a Bren like that would result in sever burns.

IanS

[Techno]

I'm not posting the other photo's of me holding the damn thing  ....Too sodding heavy for a skinny little oik like me.
Cheers - Phil.

[get2grips]

Phil (position 2):



Airfix:



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[Techno]

Stop picking on me !!   
Cheers - Phil.

[fsn]

Confucius says "never pick on a man who has ready access to automatic weapons".

[Last Hussar]

Uh oh

The Past, Present and Future walk in.

Things are about to get Tense...

[Fenton]

Stop picking on me !!   
Cheers - Phil.

Thats what Trotsky said