Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Leman

You might have a point there, sport.
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Orcs

Quote from: fsn on 27 August 2014, 04:24:25 PM
I suppose "North" and "South" are all relative. 

In Norfolk everyone's a relative, "Keep it in the family"

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Roy

Not sure what the "Bar Fight" is - all this is meant in fun anyway ...

Quote from: Last Hussar on 17 August 2014, 12:17:38 PM
Coming back from Swaledale I saw a sign which simply had

The North
The South

all on the same direction arrow (the blue Motorway kind)

There's a few of those signs ... there should be some others that read, "We don't like Wensleydale".
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Erm... Gingerboy, be careful as you step off that teller mine!
The last one shattered the chandelier!

*Swings large, empty, lagar barrel at Nik*
Now you've emptied it, put it in the urinal so the rest can refill it!
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Techno

Wensleydale ?....Back to the cheese sketch then. ;)
Cheers - Phil

nikharwood

Quote from: mad lemmey on 28 August 2014, 03:56:55 PM
*Swings large, empty, lagar barrel at Nik*
Now you've emptied it, put it in the urinal so the rest can refill it!

I've gone right off lagar y'know... ;)

I'll have some cidre instead. Hang on...stoopid Stella Artois man.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Just move the barrel one urinal left then Nik!
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Orcs

Can I have some real ale - I'm fed up of this French stuff and and P*ss lager

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Roy

Quote from: Techno on 28 August 2014, 04:07:55 PM
Wensleydale ?....Back to the cheese sketch then. ;)
Cheers - Phil

That's one of the reasons why we don't like Wensleydale ... Nobody's ever heard of Swaledale cheese!

"More Swaledale, Gromit?!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Roy

Quote from: mad lemmey on 28 August 2014, 03:56:55 PM
Erm... Gingerboy, be careful as you step off that teller mine!
The last one shattered the chandelier!

*Swings large, empty, lagar barrel at Nik*
Now you've emptied it, put it in the urinal so the rest can refill it!

a mine would be safer than some of the places I've been in a pub ... Golden Lion, Stockton springs to mind. Working in a (being used) gents toilet, with all the (joinery) tools scattered across the floor while drunks come in from the Tuesday afternoon karaoke. The bit roll situated under the urinals ... the drunk's pesh now all over the tools I've got to use. Oh dear! "Pass me the Phillips screwdriver, Roy ..."  :'(
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Hertsblue

Quote from: gingerbhoy on 28 August 2014, 08:23:28 PM
That's one of the reasons why we don't like Wensleydale ... Nobody's ever heard of Swaledale cheese!

"More Swaledale, Gromit?!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nah, Blue Cheshire every time.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

That's Shropshire Blue?

Anyone seen the cheese board? Need to make sure the Black Widow spider is okay.
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Hertsblue

Quote from: mad lemmey on 29 August 2014, 09:11:04 AM
That's Shropshire Blue?


Not when I ate it last - which was some time ago. Looks like Stilton but with a darker hue.

As for the spider, I'm taking her for a walk.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Great! Don't let her eat the sheep again!
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Hertsblue

I'm taking her down to the Tax Office to ask about my rebate.
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