Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Menthol and tannin, yum. Much like this interesting Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon I'm about to break over someones head, spicy, rich notes, with a hint of blood and flying glass!

*woosh.... Ker-zing*
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Fenton

Quote from: mad lemmey on 30 January 2014, 07:52:43 PM

*woosh.... Ker-zing*

Cor your really good at comic book fighting

If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

get2grips

Turns round with wine bottle sticking out back of head

Wow, this Eucalyptus leaf packs a punch...feel quite lightheaded...

falls to floor

fsn

Wasn't Woosh Ker-Zing a Chinese Nationalist leader in the 1920's?

*FSN throws himself to the floor, throwing faux-kangaroo testicles in all directions* 
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Looks like FSN has found the warp speed peanut!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

nikharwood

You lot can carry on with your kangaroo's testicles.

I'm off to un-discard the stripper  <)

Last Hussar

Well I'm taking my wife out for a Chinese.  And then trying to get her into a nearby Real Ale pub.

Try not to destroy the Waterloo diorama while I'm out.
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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fsn

Ouch! That was a very hard and prolonged fall.

I seem to have landed on some Grenadiers a Pied!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

get2grips

Quote from: fsn on 31 January 2014, 07:24:56 PM
Ouch! That was a very hard and prolonged fall.

I seem to have landed on some Grenadiers a Pied!

wakes up

Eh...er...what...who peed on the grenadiers?

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Oh no, he'll be Prussin' to fix that. 
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

fsn

Well there was a little bit when I landed hard.  :-[

Excuse me, I just need to go to the ladies for a moment.

*leaves for the ladies loo, pausing only to arrange upturned Polish lancers as a caltrop like trap for any who dare follow*
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

get2grips

Quote from: fsn on 31 January 2014, 08:30:27 PM
Well there was a little bit when I landed hard.  :-[

Excuse me, I just need to go to the ladies for a moment.

*leaves for the ladies loo, pausing only to arrange upturned Polish lancers as a caltrop like trap for any who dare follow*

the lady's what?

Hertsblue

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Last Hussar

There's a thought that should be buried.
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