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Duke Speedy of Leighton

30 January 2014, 07:52:43 PM #780
Menthol and tannin, yum. Much like this interesting Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon I'm about to break over someones head, spicy, rich notes, with a hint of blood and flying glass!

*woosh.... Ker-zing*
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Fenton

30 January 2014, 08:01:54 PM #781
Quote from: mad lemmey on 30 January 2014, 07:52:43 PM

*woosh.... Ker-zing*

Cor your really good at comic book fighting

If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

get2grips

30 January 2014, 08:05:44 PM #782
Turns round with wine bottle sticking out back of head

Wow, this Eucalyptus leaf packs a punch...feel quite lightheaded...

falls to floor

fsn

30 January 2014, 08:14:57 PM #783
Wasn't Woosh Ker-Zing a Chinese Nationalist leader in the 1920's?

*FSN throws himself to the floor, throwing faux-kangaroo testicles in all directions* 
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

30 January 2014, 10:28:23 PM #784
Looks like FSN has found the warp speed peanut!
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nikharwood

30 January 2014, 11:36:43 PM #785
You lot can carry on with your kangaroo's testicles.

I'm off to un-discard the stripper  <)

Last Hussar

31 January 2014, 06:53:31 PM #786
Well I'm taking my wife out for a Chinese.  And then trying to get her into a nearby Real Ale pub.

Try not to destroy the Waterloo diorama while I'm out.
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fsn

31 January 2014, 07:24:56 PM #787
Ouch! That was a very hard and prolonged fall.

I seem to have landed on some Grenadiers a Pied!
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get2grips

31 January 2014, 08:01:06 PM #788
Quote from: fsn on 31 January 2014, 07:24:56 PM
Ouch! That was a very hard and prolonged fall.

I seem to have landed on some Grenadiers a Pied!

wakes up

Eh...er...what...who peed on the grenadiers?

Duke Speedy of Leighton

31 January 2014, 08:10:21 PM #789
Oh no, he'll be Prussin' to fix that. 
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fsn

31 January 2014, 08:30:27 PM #790
Well there was a little bit when I landed hard.  :-[

Excuse me, I just need to go to the ladies for a moment.

*leaves for the ladies loo, pausing only to arrange upturned Polish lancers as a caltrop like trap for any who dare follow*
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get2grips

31 January 2014, 08:48:45 PM #791
Quote from: fsn on 31 January 2014, 08:30:27 PM
Well there was a little bit when I landed hard.  :-[

Excuse me, I just need to go to the ladies for a moment.

*leaves for the ladies loo, pausing only to arrange upturned Polish lancers as a caltrop like trap for any who dare follow*

the lady's what?

Hertsblue

01 February 2014, 10:32:29 AM #792
Quote from: get2grips on 31 January 2014, 08:48:45 PM
the lady's what?

Loo - it's down in Cornwall, I think.
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Techno

01 February 2014, 11:54:32 AM #793
Quote from: get2grips on 31 January 2014, 08:48:45 PM
the lady's what ?

Not for turning ?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Last Hussar

02 February 2014, 08:37:35 PM #794
There's a thought that should be buried.
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