Forum barfight

[get2grips]

Doors fly open...Grips enters dressed as pirate

Argh me hearties...been watching Black Sails have I and yer all a bunch of lousy landlubbers...

waves cutlass around dangerously

The first man to speak will die at the end of me blade...argh!

Cinzano with a twist please barman

[Fenton]

Why are you waving about a plastic Zorro sword with a piece of chalk in the end?...Not sure your meant to have a patch on both eyes either

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Cinzano it is Col Grips.

Fenton, the usual?

[get2grips]

Aye...it is...

And a double wine gum and water for Fenton

[Fenton]

Aye...it is...

And a double wine gum and water for Fenton

you trying to get me drunk?... and STOP drawing Z's on me Grips

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Someone tell him z goes the other way round...

[get2grips]

Turns Fenton upside down...

There...is that better?

[Fenton]

Turns Fenton upside down...

There...is that better?

looks up I can see right up your nose!...Why have you got a 10mm master stuck up your nose?...Oh wait its not...Well maybe...its green anyway

[Ithoriel]

Did someone mention pirates?

[get2grips]

looks up I can see right up your nose!...Why have you got a 10mm master stuck up your nose?...Oh wait its not...Well maybe...its green anyway

Phil, Phil...Fenton's found your Tinkerbell sculpt

[Techno]

 

[Hertsblue]

Phil, Phil...Fenton's found your Tinkerbell sculpt

Watch out if he sneezes - that stuff's like buckshot!

[Techno]

The wings on the model should slow her down enough.
I don't think she'll pierce flesh.

[get2grips]

The wings on the model should slow her down enough.
I don't think she'll pierce flesh.

I can't believe you didn't question the concept that your sculpts look like the contents of my nostrils

[Fenton]

I can't believe you didn't question the concept that your sculpts look like the contents of my nostrils

Well I am sure it used to be a beautiful model but after a couple of weeks in your nostril and your finger rummaging about up there, it probably looks a right mess now

[Hertsblue]

I reckon that in 10mm she'd be less than 1mm tall. Calculate the muzzle velocity achieved by one of Grips's sneezes and then duck. 

[get2grips]

Ah...Ah...Ah...Ah...Ah...

Wait for it...

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!



Oh, there she is.  Great work Phil: you have to remind yourself she's in 10mm don't you

[Techno]

You just HAD to go and paint her, didn't you Gareth !
That'll all have to be removed before she goes in the mould !
Why do I bother !!

[get2grips]

You just HAD to go and paint her, didn't you Gareth !
That'll all have to be removed before she goes in the mould !
Why do I bother !!

Anyone know why Phil bothers?...anyone?...

tumbleweed rolls gently past

[Techno]

Opens Black Book at Gareth's page....Notices that it's almost full already