A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful  blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said...

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow ?"

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Cheers - Phil.

 

 

  Who said blondes were stupid?

Not as thick as red heads though...

and generally speaking prettier to look at

Quote from: Nosher on 28 June 2013, 05:40:29 PM
Not as thick as red heads though...

and generally speaking prettier to look at

Come, Come...

But seriously guys I must confirm those jokes have a sense of truth in them. But maybe it is just "generation Google" who thinks that "Northpole" is a Scandinavian country....

My neighbour once said  "I'm blonde and I'm pregnant.  Of course I can't [parallel] park".

Quote from: Nosher on 28 June 2013, 05:40:29 PM
Not as thick as red heads though...

and generally speaking prettier to look at

I think your previous experince is couloring your judgement.

I like redheads. 

I married one.

Quote from: Hertsblue on 01 July 2013, 08:10:26 AM
I married one.

But so did Nosher _ and thats when the fight started 

Oi! My mum was a redhead!

Quote from: Dour Puritan on 01 July 2013, 12:11:04 PM
Oi! My mum was a redhead!

I did say I liked redheads 

But following this thread  -  if your mum was a redheadNosher might be your Dad 

That would make Nosher about 85 then.