Blonde Joke

Started by Chad, 27 June 2013, 01:43:57 PM

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Chad

27 June 2013, 01:43:57 PM
A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful  blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said...

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow ?"

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Ferb

27 June 2013, 02:27:52 PM #1
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Techno

27 June 2013, 02:48:14 PM #2
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.

Orcs

27 June 2013, 04:16:04 PM #3
 ;D ;D ;D
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sebigboss79

27 June 2013, 06:53:58 PM #4
 :D :P

Hertsblue

28 June 2013, 09:12:01 AM #5
 ;D ;D ;D Who said blondes were stupid?
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Nosher

28 June 2013, 05:40:29 PM #6
Not as thick as red heads though...

and generally speaking prettier to look at ;)
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sebigboss79

29 June 2013, 06:50:30 AM #7
Quote from: Nosher on 28 June 2013, 05:40:29 PM
Not as thick as red heads though...

and generally speaking prettier to look at ;)

Come, Come...

But seriously guys I must confirm those jokes have a sense of truth in them. But maybe it is just "generation Google" who thinks that "Northpole" is a Scandinavian country.... :-\

Last Hussar

29 June 2013, 08:07:29 AM #8
My neighbour once said  "I'm blonde and I'm pregnant.  Of course I can't [parallel] park".
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Orcs

01 July 2013, 07:29:03 AM #9
Quote from: Nosher on 28 June 2013, 05:40:29 PM
Not as thick as red heads though...

and generally speaking prettier to look at ;)

I think your previous experince is couloring your judgement.

I like redheads.  :)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Hertsblue

01 July 2013, 08:10:26 AM #10
I married one.
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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Orcs

01 July 2013, 11:36:48 AM #11
Quote from: Hertsblue on 01 July 2013, 08:10:26 AM
I married one.

But so did Nosher _ and thats when the fight started  :d
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Leman

01 July 2013, 12:11:04 PM #12
Oi! My mum was a redhead! >:(
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Orcs

01 July 2013, 12:49:33 PM #13
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 01 July 2013, 12:11:04 PM
Oi! My mum was a redhead! >:(

I did say I liked redheads  ;)

But following this thread  -  if your mum was a redheadNosher might be your Dad  :-\

:D :D :D
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Leman

01 July 2013, 04:44:45 PM #14
That would make Nosher about 85 then.
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fsn

01 July 2013, 05:04:44 PM #15
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 01 July 2013, 12:11:04 PM
Oi! My mum was a redhead! >:(

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Orcs

01 July 2013, 05:12:55 PM #16
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 01 July 2013, 04:44:45 PM
That would make Nosher about 85 then.

Perhaps he is, or just an early starter  ;D
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Last Hussar

29 July 2013, 06:15:00 PM #17
Sorry, are we speculating over who Dour Puritan's father was?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
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HPFlashman

29 July 2013, 06:31:55 PM #18
Does it really matter, as long as his mother wasn't a hamster and his father dont smell of elderberries ?  ??? :D
Best regards,

Harry

Techno

29 July 2013, 08:30:41 PM #19
Haven't watched that for ages !
Cheers - Phil.
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