Blonde Joke

[Hertsblue]

Saw it again in Spamalot a couple of months ago. Classic!

[Nosher]

Come, Come...

But seriously guys I must confirm those jokes have a sense of truth in them. But maybe it is just "generation Google" who thinks that "Northpole" is a Scandinavian country....

Or that Hertz Van Hire is the new Manchester United signing...

[Nosher]

Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?
A: At least a brick gets laid.

Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a vampire?
A: One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun. The other is a vampire.

Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

Q: How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger?
A: A gingerbreadmon

Q: What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend?
A: a ginger snap.

Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life?
A: Grey Hair

[sebigboss79]

 

Nosher...is it really THAT bad?

[Nosher]

Try marrying one...

[sebigboss79]

The reaction of my current wife to thatidea would be bad enough Nosher

[Orcs]

The reaction of my current wife to thatidea would be bad enough Nosher

Just tell her its research 

[Nosher]

The reaction of my current wife to thatidea would be bad enough Nosher

See what I mean?

Redheads = Marriage Wreckers

[sebigboss79]

Just tell her its research 

We are both researchers (she finishes PHD, I am interested in one)

So: Honey I am doing research = thats when the fight started. 

[Hertsblue]

See what I mean?

Redheads = Marriage Wreckers

Been hitched to mine for 20+ years. 

[Orcs]

We are both researchers (she finishes PHD, I am interested in one)

So your PHD subject " Do natural redheads have a higher sex drive or better bedroom performance than women with other natural hair colours"

(Note careful wording to allow non redheads to be part of the research )

You could then do a second PHD "Studying for a PHD and its effect on relationships"

[nikharwood]

[Orcs]

I know the difference - Just wish I had a little more detailed knowledge of redheads

[sebigboss79]

Ask Nosher. He is the resident redhead expert

[Orcs]

Ask Nosher. He is the resident redhead expert

Nosher is a little biased, and anyway I believe that you should do your own research. Particuarly the close up type of research 

[Nosher]

Nosher is a little biased, and anyway I believe that you should do your own research. Particuarly the close up type of research 

Biased possibly.

Entitled to an opinion? Definately

[sebigboss79]

PLUS the latest academic opinion on bias is that it cannot be avoided. Even the choice of topic reflects bias.

So in all fairness Nosher does have first hand ( lol ) experience and thus automatically supersed most of us with only theoretical discourse and second hand ( lol ) data.

[Steve J]

Very, very good Nik .

[Tommy Atkins]

Entitled to an opinion? Definately

I thought you said you were married? 

[Hertsblue]

Being married doesn't prevent you from having an opinion - just from stating it too loudly.