Blonde Joke

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01 July 2013, 05:04:44 PM #15
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 01 July 2013, 12:11:04 PM
Oi! My mum was a redhead! >:(

No hair, only a red head.

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01 July 2013, 05:12:55 PM #16
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 01 July 2013, 04:44:45 PM
That would make Nosher about 85 then.

Perhaps he is, or just an early starter  ;D
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Last Hussar

29 July 2013, 06:15:00 PM #17
Sorry, are we speculating over who Dour Puritan's father was?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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HPFlashman

29 July 2013, 06:31:55 PM #18
Does it really matter, as long as his mother wasn't a hamster and his father dont smell of elderberries ?  ??? :D
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Techno

29 July 2013, 08:30:41 PM #19
Haven't watched that for ages !
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Hertsblue

31 July 2013, 09:15:13 PM #20
Saw it again in Spamalot a couple of months ago. Classic!
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01 August 2013, 07:51:31 AM #21
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 29 June 2013, 06:50:30 AM
Come, Come...

But seriously guys I must confirm those jokes have a sense of truth in them. But maybe it is just "generation Google" who thinks that "Northpole" is a Scandinavian country.... :-\

Or that Hertz Van Hire is the new Manchester United signing...
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Nosher

01 August 2013, 07:54:37 AM #22
Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?
A: At least a brick gets laid.

Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a vampire?
A: One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun. The other is a vampire.

Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

Q: How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger?
A: A gingerbreadmon

Q: What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend?
A: a ginger snap.

Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life?
A: Grey Hair
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sebigboss79

02 August 2013, 04:10:31 PM #23
 :D

Nosher...is it really THAT bad?

Nosher

02 August 2013, 05:17:32 PM #24
Try marrying one... :d
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sebigboss79

02 August 2013, 05:19:34 PM #25
The reaction of my current wife to thatidea would be bad enough Nosher :D

Orcs

03 August 2013, 06:52:02 AM #26
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 02 August 2013, 05:19:34 PM
The reaction of my current wife to thatidea would be bad enough Nosher :D

Just tell her its research  ;D
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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Nosher

03 August 2013, 07:57:04 AM #27
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 02 August 2013, 05:19:34 PM
The reaction of my current wife to thatidea would be bad enough Nosher :D

See what I mean?

Redheads :d = Marriage Wreckers :d :d :d

;) :D ;D
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sebigboss79

03 August 2013, 09:18:33 AM #28
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 03 August 2013, 06:52:02 AM
Just tell her its research  ;D

We are both researchers (she finishes PHD, I am interested in one)

So: Honey I am doing research = thats when the fight started.  8)

Hertsblue

03 August 2013, 09:22:58 AM #29
Quote from: Nosher on 03 August 2013, 07:57:04 AM
See what I mean?

Redheads :d = Marriage Wreckers :d :d :d

;) :D ;D

Been hitched to mine for 20+ years.  :)
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