Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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Techno

10 August 2012, 09:35:28 PM #40
Quote from: Fenton on 10 August 2012, 08:37:03 PM
Oh to be rich...

No, no, no....we all have to club together to do this...Come on...Change on the table.
Are we going for a curry after this ?

Luddite

10 August 2012, 09:55:18 PM #41
A hundred pints of lager and four popadoms?
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republic of tolworth

10 August 2012, 09:55:41 PM #42
I come out to the pub for a nice quite pint and I find the place full of bloody northeners  :o
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Luddite

10 August 2012, 09:58:23 PM #43
Not me, oim frum Ampshurr loike.

True i'm exiled to the cold northern barrens, but my heart still belongs to the chalk.

Pine of pale ale Tolworth old chap?
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"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

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"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

Hertsblue

10 August 2012, 10:37:27 PM #44
What sort of a brawl is this? I step out for a mere three and a half hours and the place quietens down. I've been in noisier libraries. Stand up and take your medicine - he said, producing a bottle-opener.
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republic of tolworth

10 August 2012, 10:38:26 PM #45
Watch out Luddite he's tooled up!!!!!!
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nikharwood

10 August 2012, 10:39:23 PM #46
Feck me - you lot started early  ;)

Cider me up, landlord... :D

Time for this...(NSFW...language...)

Hertsblue

10 August 2012, 10:44:22 PM #47
Goddam nursery squabble.
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republic of tolworth

10 August 2012, 10:46:05 PM #48
You want a baby cham to go with your bottle opener then  :-*
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Last Hussar

10 August 2012, 11:48:45 PM #49
Okay, there's a tenner for the whip, a pony for any damage, and 37p for any reconstructive surgery you lot might need.  Now, who's next.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Techno

11 August 2012, 05:45:50 AM #50
Wakes up......
Crawls from under table, bleary eyed.....Sees everybody slumped, fast asleep in their chairs.
Removes nice fat permanent marker from behind the bar, and ever so carefully starts drawing twirly mustaches on those that haven't got one already.
Wipes fingerprints from permanent marker.....Places permanent marker in Last Hussar's hand and leaves  :d....Silently closing the door behind him.

Same time next week chaps ?
Cheers - Phil.


Hertsblue

11 August 2012, 11:32:53 AM #51
Quote from: republic of tolworth on 10 August 2012, 10:38:26 PM
Watch out Luddite he's tooled up!!!!!!

Yeah, I've got a spanner - show me the works.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

11 August 2012, 01:18:06 PM #52
Okay, signs of a good night, I've come back with more cash than I started the night with, everyone check your wallets!   :-\
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Aart Brouwer

11 August 2012, 01:43:25 PM #53
*storms in like a blind bull*

YEAAARGHHHHH !!!

Um.. where's the fight? Where did everybody go?  :(

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Techno

11 August 2012, 01:49:49 PM #54
Quote from: mad lemmey on 11 August 2012, 01:18:06 PM
Okay, signs of a good night, I've come back with more cash than I started the night with, everyone check your wallets!   :-\
I thought we were discussing this on another thread ?

Where are the two tenners I gave you to get the drinks in, while half of the party had gone for a pee ?
(Good move, I thought !)
And where did you keep disappearing to Lemmey ? ;D ;D

Quote from: Aart Brouwer on 11 August 2012, 01:43:25 PM
*storms in like a blind bull*
YEAAARGHHHHH !!!
Um.. where's the fight? Where did everybody go?  :(

Aart !...We told you what time we were meeting !
Where on Earth did you get to ?
Bad ferry crossing ?

Cheers - Phil

Duke Speedy of Leighton

11 August 2012, 02:51:11 PM #55
I'm saying it twice coz I'm still seeing everything in double still!
I'm saying it twice coz I'm still seeing everything in double still!
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republic of tolworth

11 August 2012, 03:57:36 PM #56
I got home to find I have a house full of Poles!

Looks like tonight might get interesting :-\

And why do I have marker pen all over my 'tash?
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Last Hussar

11 August 2012, 04:46:37 PM #57
[Draws himself a monocle]
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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fred.

11 August 2012, 05:48:12 PM #58
Blimey , a chap plays a wargame on Friday night, and you lot kick off like a bad spaghetti western...
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fred.

11 August 2012, 05:49:04 PM #59
I'm quite impressed that Phil has a Bren though.  :o
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