Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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nikharwood


mollinary

First rule of a Jedi Knight - Never go back to a bar where you've shown them your light sabre!
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mollinary

 Nik, I recognise that pair of legs on the table - Leon ,   LEON!   What did I tell you about taking your trousers off in a brawl????
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nikharwood


Techno

Quote from: Aart Brouwer on 12 August 2012, 06:04:42 PM
Well, I'm not gonna wait here. We'd be sitting ducks! :
Cheers,
Aart
:o :o :o
Oh..sorry....You said SITTING......Thought that was an odd expression ! ;)
No...I'm staying here....I'm not lugging this damn gun around the countryside any more !
On the other hand....I could join Lemmey in the bar and keep the car park covered.


Last Hussar

Jumps out from behind overturned table with SMG in each hand
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Luddite

Quote from: Fenton on 12 August 2012, 12:00:57 PM
Ermmmmm  Bren Gun....Luddite?

Shouldnt you be using a bow and arrow or something to keep in character?

Whatever gets the job done old boy.

And indeed the marvellous Bren will keep more people employed in its manufacture, so that'll please General Lud.   :D
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Hic, wazza bar fight, I'sh workin' my waysh backsh along hic, thesh opticsh!
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Aart Brouwer

Quote from: Techno on 12 August 2012, 07:49:08 PM
On the other hand....I could join Lemmey in the bar and keep the car park covered.
OK, meanwhile I'll head them off at the pass!

Cheers,
Aart
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Techno

I think I've got lost. :-[
Some rotten bogger has taken down all the signposts. ~X(
What was the name of the pub we were in to start with ? :-\

Hertsblue

Can you still find your pint? If so your not that lost.  :)
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republic of tolworth

Thought I'd drop in for a lunchtime pint, seems empty in here,

Who left that sodding Bren lying there?!
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

We're out in the beer garden enjoying the sunshine. come out and find us!
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republic of tolworth

You mean 'hiding' in the beer garden!

Oh yeh I get the message!

*meanwhile as no one is in the bar sounds of charity box being 'checked' can be heard*
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Techno

Quote from: republic of tolworth on 14 August 2012, 12:25:27 PM
Thought I'd drop in for a lunchtime pint, seems empty in here,

Who left that sodding Bren lying there?!

Ooooh...Ta !.....Just pop it behind the bar....I'll pick it up in a minute....I wondered where it had gone. ;)

Sandinista

Time for a post work pint or 3  8)

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Its Friday! Anyone about!
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Aart Brouwer

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OldenBUA

Yeah that's a sock on your head, alright. Weirdo.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Evening all! Mine's a double bloody Mary, heavy on the Tabasco, easy on the celery and two pairs of knuckle dusters please.
SLURP!
THWACK!
That's more like it! :)
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