Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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FierceKitty

My Mum used to work for a charity in Cape Town where one of the senior administrators was called Mr Sambo. She grew very tired of explaining that she really wasn't a die-hard white suprematist.
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Raider4

The best I've got was a colleague named Lee Cooper.

Also, another colleague named Sarah Connor, who never tired* of hearing her name called out in a crappy Austrian accent.






*May not be completely true

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Orcs

We had an American bloke at work called Bob Sherunkle. It was suggested he be put on Internal internet as Robert, but he refused.
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Last Hussar

You are just making stuff up now, surely!  ;D
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Elliesdad

Quote from: Last Hussar on 22 September 2023, 08:47:51 AMYou are just making stuff up now, surely!  ;D

As Lesley Nielsen is wont to say "and don't call me Shirley"... 😉

Orcs

Quote from: Last Hussar on 22 September 2023, 08:47:51 AMYou are just making stuff up now, surely!  ;D

Nope you can find him in linked in
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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

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In my basic training squad, when I joind the army in 1971, was a private Bond.  Some wag at soldier manning allocated him a regimental number the last three of which was 007.

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Last Hussar

How to challenge people to a bar fight.

Watching Wales Australia tonight in my Regular.

Me, watching big screen "Hi, if you are going to the bar, walk behind me." (Apperently upset the person with this one 😄)

Also "Hi Steve... get out the ****ing way... how you doing. Steve and the bloke I swore at are two separate people. You're in the ****ing way again. "
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paulr

Well done Wales :)  :D

As a Kiwi I support the All Blacks and anyone playing the Wallabies Wobblies, except maybe England ;)
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Last Hussar

Boo to you I say, Boo.
 >:(
 ;D
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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John Cook

Quote from: paulr on 25 September 2023, 06:40:54 AMWell done Wales :)  :D

As a Kiwi I support the All Blacks and anyone playing the Wallabies Wobblies, except maybe England ;)

Funny old thing, I even support France when they are playing the All Blacks.

Orcs

Quote from: John Cook on 26 September 2023, 08:56:03 AMFunny old thing, I even support France when they are playing the All Blacks.

Now that is REALLY Questionable  ;D
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

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John Cook

Quote from: Orcs on 27 September 2023, 01:26:08 PMNow that is REALLY Questionable  ;D

I know.  I hate myself for it but there it is.  I also support any team, even the French, playing the Boks.  Can't explain it.   

Last Hussar

Who is the best James Bond, and why is it Daniel Craig?
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d_Guy

Quote from: Last Hussar on 09 October 2023, 01:43:18 PMWho is the best James Bond, and why is it Daniel Craig?
Obviously it is Sean Connery since he defined the role. I'll allow that Craig is second having far outdistanced the pack (although David Niven gets an honorable mention)