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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

13 August 2022, 11:14:29 AM #2420
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FierceKitty

13 August 2022, 12:08:05 PM #2421
Quote from: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 13 August 2022, 11:14:29 AMNot often  ;D

I'm sure I saw evidence of your thinking once. Or am I getting confused?
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

13 August 2022, 01:13:19 PM #2422
Pus tats are easily confused...
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FierceKitty

13 August 2022, 01:33:23 PM #2423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tsIxNci_dE

An abridged version of the evidence for this.
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John Cook

13 August 2022, 05:23:44 PM #2424
Don't you just love all the different expressions on their little furry faces.

FierceKitty

14 August 2022, 12:48:59 AM #2425
People who think that's true aren't paying attention to the signs. Most kitties make their feelings very clear. Watch ears, lips, whiskers, tail (and in extreme cases fur).
I'm pleased to say that in extensive stays in Asia and Africa I've never thought the locals all looked the same (except two Xhosas in one of my classes in Cape Town, and since other Xhosas also confused them, I didn't feel too bad about it).
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Ithoriel

14 August 2022, 11:15:30 AM #2426
While at uni I knew a girl who blew very hot and cold. One day all smiles and eager to chat but at other times barely acknowledging me and eager to rush off. I was somewhat  confused by this but, hey ho!, nowt so queer as folk, right?

"She" was, of course, twins! :)
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paulr

15 August 2022, 07:22:55 AM #2427
The only time I've had trouble with people looking alike was a couple of guys I worked with (identical twins) and their wives, also identical twins
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03 October 2022, 07:03:53 PM #2428
My 2nd fiancee was a twin. Found that out in an interesting way. 
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Orcs

06 February 2023, 12:12:22 AM #2429
OI! Is any body serving in here, I have been waiting since november 5th night to get a pint. Flippin bar staff need a rocket up 'em !.

Finally Barmen your here. I'll have a pint of this please . And a pint of the same for my mate Guy.
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howayman

06 February 2023, 09:51:55 AM #2430
Got some barrels of that in a celler.
Your mate Guy can hold this torch while i get it out.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

06 February 2023, 05:32:57 PM #2431
Quote from: fsn on 03 October 2022, 07:03:53 PMMy 2nd fiancee was a twin. Found that out in an interesting way. 
I had a girlfriend like that too
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

06 February 2023, 05:33:30 PM #2432
Cellars damp again, only 38 barrels were serviceable
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Orcs

06 February 2023, 09:52:35 PM #2433
Quote from: Lord Speedy of Leighton on 06 February 2023, 05:33:30 PMCellars damp again, only 38 barrels were serviceable

Only 38 barrels servicible !!!!! Whose in charge of looking after the cellar- he needs to be hung ,drawn and quartered. 
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

06 February 2023, 10:44:02 PM #2434
Rent was cheap
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Last Hussar

05 June 2023, 11:56:01 PM #2435
Thought for the day.

Ricard Sharpe, a soldier so tough he was played by Sean Bean and lived.
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Last Hussar

15 June 2023, 08:05:50 PM #2436
People are worried that petrol is £1.45 a litre.
Printer ink is £24 for 11ml
That's about £2160 a litre.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Orcs

15 June 2023, 11:08:59 PM #2437
Quote from: Last Hussar on 15 June 2023, 08:05:50 PMPeople are worried that petrol is £1.45 a litre.
Printer ink is £24 for 11ml
That's about £2160 a litre.
Why are you worried about that? You do all your printing at work at the taxpayers dexpense😀
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Last Hussar

03 August 2023, 10:10:37 PM #2438
I've just found out Albert Einstein was a real person.

I always believed he was just a theoretical physicist.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

04 August 2023, 05:51:02 AM #2439
Quote from: Last Hussar on 03 August 2023, 10:10:37 PMI've just found out Albert Einstein was a real person.

I always believed he was just a theoretical physicist.

OUCH !!!!!!!OUCH !!!!!!!
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