Forum barfight

[Leon]

I'm not a Little Dutch Boy...

But the beer's flat...?

[steve_holmes_11]

Glassware!!!
With crowns on, no doubt.
I through this was a respectable roundhead pub.

You'll never take my authentic leather tankard.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

We have plenty ofglassware, but if I let you lot loose with it you can't even be bothered breaking it over each other's heads, you just nurse the contents and moan.
This is how you use glassware!
*SOUND OF A MAGNUM OF DOM PERIGNON BEING IMPACTED ON ITHORIAL, repeatedly.

And that's on Orc's tab...

[Heedless Horseman]

I remember, (vaguely!), drinking from a Vase at a friends with a glass shortage.  
Might have been the time I fell into the bath and couldn't get out!

[Ithoriel]

I've tried drinking coffee from a plant pot when an entire youth club of us turned up to help decorate the Youth Leaders' new house. They'd just moved in that day and hadn't expected everyone to turn up, so there was a severe shortage of cups.

The plant pot was new, recently cleaned and didn't have a hole in the bottom.

It was however unglazed and porous so it "sweated" coffee.

I've never fallen into a bath but I did sleep in one after a party while I was at uni. Not as comfortable as I'd hoped!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

A bath, sheer luxury  - my last was a floor !

[Heedless Horseman]

Don't think anyone would sleep in MY bath, now... would need one afterwards. 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Don't think anyone would sleep in MY bath, now... would need one afterwards. 

Wuz wonderin wat de smell wuz

[Techno II]

Sorry, I borrowed Von's coat after she'd been mucking out the gee-gees..

(I've fallen asleep in the bath at least half a dozen times. )

[DecemDave]

Whats a bath?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

That large tank in the cellar full of dark brown liquid....

[Heedless Horseman]

'Hpoefully Homebrew'... 

[Last Hussar]

Don't say large tank in front of FSN, he'll think its a model he wants.

[Techno II]

'Hpoefully Homebrew'... 

I gave up making that years ago, when I found I was drinking 40 pints, plus, a week.

(And I used to make it stronger than it said on the tin, by adding extra sugar.)

Cheers - Phil (Hic)

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

In that case can you move your still from the back stockroom...

[Last Hussar]

Not without a crane he can't.

[Orcs]

Hang on that still is full of Moonshine. If we drink it all it will not be so heavy. Then we can all help move it.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

White stick got Orcs 

[Heedless Horseman]

Now, THERE is a thought for a figure range... Geriatric Fantasy figs! 
Orcs with stick... combat Zimmer Frame... Mobility Scooter
Or Dwarves, Halflings... etc. so as not to be speciesist.
Even 'Not' Cohen The Barbarian!
There are stranger things in wargame fantasyland. 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Now, THERE is a thought for a figure range... Geriatric Fantasy figs! 
Orcs with stick... combat Zimmer Frame... Mobility Scooter
Or Dwarves, Halflings... etc. so as not to be speciesist.
Even 'Not' Cohen The Barbarian!
There are stranger things in wargame fantasyland. 

AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH