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Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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howayman

06 February 2023, 09:51:55 AM #2430
Got some barrels of that in a celler.
Your mate Guy can hold this torch while i get it out.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

06 February 2023, 05:32:57 PM #2431
Quote from: fsn on 03 October 2022, 07:03:53 PMMy 2nd fiancee was a twin. Found that out in an interesting way. 
I had a girlfriend like that too
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

06 February 2023, 05:33:30 PM #2432
Cellars damp again, only 38 barrels were serviceable
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Orcs

06 February 2023, 09:52:35 PM #2433
Quote from: Lord Speedy of Leighton on 06 February 2023, 05:33:30 PMCellars damp again, only 38 barrels were serviceable

Only 38 barrels servicible !!!!! Whose in charge of looking after the cellar- he needs to be hung ,drawn and quartered. 
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

06 February 2023, 10:44:02 PM #2434
Rent was cheap
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Last Hussar

05 June 2023, 11:56:01 PM #2435
Thought for the day.

Ricard Sharpe, a soldier so tough he was played by Sean Bean and lived.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Last Hussar

15 June 2023, 08:05:50 PM #2436
People are worried that petrol is £1.45 a litre.
Printer ink is £24 for 11ml
That's about £2160 a litre.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Orcs

15 June 2023, 11:08:59 PM #2437
Quote from: Last Hussar on 15 June 2023, 08:05:50 PMPeople are worried that petrol is £1.45 a litre.
Printer ink is £24 for 11ml
That's about £2160 a litre.
Why are you worried about that? You do all your printing at work at the taxpayers dexpense😀
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Last Hussar

03 August 2023, 10:10:37 PM #2438
I've just found out Albert Einstein was a real person.

I always believed he was just a theoretical physicist.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

04 August 2023, 05:51:02 AM #2439
Quote from: Last Hussar on 03 August 2023, 10:10:37 PMI've just found out Albert Einstein was a real person.

I always believed he was just a theoretical physicist.

OUCH !!!!!!!OUCH !!!!!!!
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Techno 3

04 August 2023, 07:24:09 AM #2440
QuoteI've just found out Albert Einstein was a real person.
I always believed he was just a theoretical physicist.

I just heard, from a certain presenter on the radio 5 Live this morning, that there was an astronomer called Copper Knickers.
The things you learn. X_X
(The presenter did get corrected.)
I'll do this later

Duke Speedy of Leighton

04 August 2023, 10:46:02 AM #2441
Coat!
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Last Hussar

21 August 2023, 04:25:04 PM #2442
Had girlfriend called copper knickers.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

22 August 2023, 06:51:24 AM #2443
Quote from: Last Hussar on 21 August 2023, 04:25:04 PMHad girlfriend called copper knickers.

I don't dare ask why ?
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Orcs

22 August 2023, 10:45:51 AM #2444
Quote from: Last Hussar on 21 August 2023, 04:25:04 PMHad girlfriend called copper knickers.

Quote from: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 22 August 2023, 06:51:24 AMI don't dare ask why ?

Because you could get into them for a copper coin!
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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson
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