Barra? Excellent! I'm off to rent Crannag Beachside. Plenty of room for painting and gaming .

I though Barratry was the process of making liquorice allsorts?

Or perhaps shooting people with large calibre not-sniper rifles?

Or where one keeps one's bats? (The trained ones not the wooden ones)

The slimy thing first thought to be Westie and his Zodiac has crawled by, its legs disturbing the slimy sea and lo I see a human form bobbing on the deep green ocean.

"Roy!", I cry, "Is that you, Roy!!?"

Quote from: d_Guy on 06 October 2016, 02:55:28 PM

"Roy!", I cry, "Is that you, Roy!!?"

You're only pretending to be his friend because he has the bog roll. 

Holding it above his head one hopes!

What happened to those armies? I presume they sank without trace, being lead.

The ones in bubble wrap have an even or better chance, I think  - assuming one isn't treading water and popping bubbles (a set up line).

"The slimy thing first thought to be Westie and his Zodiac has crawled by" ~ d_guy

"release the sharks" ~ fsn [note that these have since scarpered?]

" ... assuming one isn't treading water and popping bubbles." ~ d_guy



Wait! A hellish pattern seems to be emerging. Maybe its a mermaid?

Aaaargghh! It is! Swim for your lives! Its Bubbles Devere!



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Good lord!! It is - and with water wings deployed!! 

Somethings can not be unseen!!!

Sorry chaps, I rolled up the bog roll and shoved them up my nose. One in each nostril is helping to keep out the sea water.
[I hope none of you were wanting to use the paper for drybrushing?]

I've currently got an army pack down the front of my Speedos. The bulkiness of the packaging is most flattering - If not making me look a little misshapen!
Best not go into detail as to why I was wearing Speedos on a sailing craft filled with other men 

Oh, the army pack. 'Which is it?', I hear a cry coming from the shoreline. Err, Sci-Fi Zombies, but with no human survivors. Hope that helps 

*Views scenes of chaos and desolation. Lowers periscope, turns  cap the right way.*

My work here is done.

Well I have made it to the beach, only lost one army on the way in. But as I am now off to the castle with Zoot.......I may be some time 

I'm on the beach, coconut daiquiri anyone?

I'm using the Captain's jet ski.

Anyone want a lift ?....Nobody ?.....(Probably a sensible choice with me driving.)

Cheers - Phil.

Techno, he of the golden fingers, urges his aquasteed forward across the wine dark sea, breakers foaming white just to his front...

"Bridge,Mast -  periscope - green 50, repeat, periscope - green 50.
"Weapons, Bridge  - designate contact 'Unicorn One' - prepare firing solution.
"Weapons Aye"