Loss of the SS Pendraken, and a desert island

Started by fsn, 03 October 2016, 08:24:22 PM

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Leman

What happened to those armies? I presume they sank without trace, being lead.
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d_Guy

The ones in bubble wrap have an even or better chance, I think  - assuming one isn't treading water and popping bubbles (a set up line).
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Westmarcher

06 October 2016, 11:30:41 PM #82 Last Edit: 07 October 2016, 12:20:06 AM by Westmarcher
"The slimy thing first thought to be Westie and his Zodiac has crawled by" ~ d_guy

"release the sharks" ~ fsn [note that these have since scarpered?]

" ... assuming one isn't treading water and popping bubbles." ~ d_guy

:-\

Wait! A hellish pattern seems to be emerging. Maybe its a mermaid?

Aaaargghh! It is! Swim for your lives! Its Bubbles Devere!

:o :o :o :-& :-& :-& X_X X_X X_X

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

d_Guy

Good lord!! It is - and with water wings deployed!!  :o

Somethings can not be unseen!!!

Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Roy

Sorry chaps, I rolled up the bog roll and shoved them up my nose. One in each nostril is helping to keep out the sea water.
[I hope none of you were wanting to use the paper for drybrushing?]

I've currently got an army pack down the front of my Speedos. The bulkiness of the packaging is most flattering - If not making me look a little misshapen!
Best not go into detail as to why I was wearing Speedos on a sailing craft filled with other men  :-t =O

Oh, the army pack. 'Which is it?', I hear a cry coming from the shoreline. Err, Sci-Fi Zombies, but with no human survivors. Hope that helps  :-SS

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

fsn

*Views scenes of chaos and desolation. Lowers periscope, turns  cap the right way.*

My work here is done.
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Orcs

Well I have made it to the beach, only lost one army on the way in. But as I am now off to the castle with Zoot.......I may be some time  ;)

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Duke Speedy of Leighton

You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Techno

I'm using the Captain's jet ski.

Anyone want a lift ?....Nobody ?.....(Probably a sensible choice with me driving.)

Cheers - Phil.

d_Guy

Techno, he of the golden fingers, urges his aquasteed forward across the wine dark sea, breakers foaming white just to his front...

"Bridge,Mast -  periscope - green 50, repeat, periscope - green 50.
"Weapons, Bridge  - designate contact 'Unicorn One' - prepare firing solution.
"Weapons Aye"
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Techno

Nobby.

Stop sending Guy scripts to use.  ;)

Cheers - Phil

fsn

Regrettably for the overall sanity index of the planet, I haven't. It's all his own work.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

I wonder if he's taking the same pills as you ?  ;)

Cheers - Phil

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Techno on 08 October 2016, 05:38:43 AM
I wonder if he's taking the same pills as you ?  ;)

Cheers - Phil

Na - Nobby has to take extra strength ones due to the ambient atmosphere in Runcorn and Widnes.
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fsn

Actually, I just lick the walls nowadays.

Outside for a real hit.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Fenton

Quote from: Techno on 06 October 2016, 02:06:01 PM
No one told me there was an engine.  =)

Cheers - Capt'n Techno.  :P

I was wondering why you were using the outboard motor to row with
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Westmarcher

 :D

Who needs an outboard to move fast when Bubbles Devere and Williamson with Speedos are in the water!  :-&

Put the barbie on, Lemmey! I've got the beer!

[did anyone notice that I managed to grab eleven armies?]
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

No Barbies, we ran out of Sindys last night; we could sacrifice an Action Man* instead!

*GI Joe rip off for our transatlantic readers.
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

howayman

Gentlemen, you have the figures, the brushes, the paints. BUT who has the average dice?

d_Guy

Actually back on meds. Standing wet and bedraggled on a strange beach that a passing figure told me is in Luton (although this seems problematic).

Am now watching Fenton, ML and Westie do inappropriate things to an Action Man Which is wearing only the torn remnants of a pixilated BDU.

FSN is conducting experiments on a crab and they are having what appears to be an animated conversation.

I have average dice - they throw ones half the time.
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on