Forum barfight

[getagrip]

Tastes better than Cinzano 

[Hertsblue]

Melted down tyres taste better than Cinzano.

[getagrip]

You'll get a Michelin star with cocktails like that

[Matt J]

  just read the last couple of pages of this thread at work and laughed my pants off!

Keep up the good work

and a white Russian when you're ready barman (FSN knows how to make them)

[Hertsblue]

For our next subject we shall be examining the social interaction of fire-ants. Won't we, chaps? Er... chaps?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

A White Russian, there you go Matt.

Fire ants are on strike, have a bucket of army ants instead!

[Hertsblue]

And they're making their way at top speed towards the White Russian. I'd get it down you before they get there, Matt.

[getagrip]

Ooh, a jar filled with pretty little red ants.  Aren't they sweet...

Hey everyone, look at these pretty ants...(trip, drop, smash!)

Oops!   Oh well, never mind, sure they'll find somewhere warm and dark to find a new home...

[Hertsblue]

Yep, probably up your left trouser leg. 

[Matt J]

Kev's gonna be right p*ssed when he finds out what happened to his work force

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

[Westmarcher]

    

[Techno]

Very good, Matt   
Cheers - Phil

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

The next round is on me, looks like I've landed a job for the summer term! It's about, Ohhh, one street away!

[getagrip]

The next round is on me, looks like I've landed a job for the summer term! It's about, Ohhh, one street away!

Nice one Will, congrats 

Can you handle the commute?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Not sure. Timed it today. 3 minutes by foot.

However, no excuse for forgetting anything now!

[getagrip]

Not sure. Timed it today. 3 minutes by foot.

However, no excuse for forgetting anything now!

Double edged sword 

Hour commute each way for me

Good job and great school though so ho hum 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Does mean I live in catchment and weekends will be full of "Hello Mr Denham!" for a term...

[getagrip]

Does mean I live in catchment and weekends will be full of "Hello Mr Denham!" for a term...

I did that once,  it's like being famous without the accompanying bank balance 

[Westmarcher]

Does mean I live in catchment and weekends will be full of "Hello Mr Denham!" for a term...

I have the solution.

Dark sunglasses and a false beard. And a dress.