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fsn

15 March 2015, 07:14:06 PM #1640 Last Edit: 15 March 2015, 07:16:05 PM by fsn
Hannibal's generals were Face, Howling Mad and Mr T.

As the Roman army was surrounded, Hannibal bit on his cigar and said "I love it when a plan comes together".

Total casualties in the battle were, of course zero, though one Roman did get a skint knee.  

... and he surveyed the battle from the back of his flying elephant - Dumbo.
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getagrip

15 March 2015, 07:18:47 PM #1641
I hope you all catch something painful  :P

Oh, Will, you missed an apostrophe!    So this is how it feels to be FK... :-\
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Fenton

15 March 2015, 07:22:42 PM #1642
Quote from: fsn on 15 March 2015, 07:14:06 PM
Hannibal's generals were Face, Howling Mad and Mr T.

As the Roman army was surrounded, Hannibal bit on his cigar and said "I love it when a plan comes together".

Total casualties in the battle were, of course zero, though one Roman did get a skint knee.  

... and he surveyed the battle from the back of his flying elephant - Dumbo.

You forgot about the token female who reported the whole thing
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

fsn

15 March 2015, 07:27:29 PM #1643
Quote from: Fenton on 15 March 2015, 07:22:42 PM
You forgot about the token female who reported the whole thing

She was out with the Mutant Turtles that day.
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getagrip

15 March 2015, 07:28:56 PM #1644
Yeah,  all this speculation is fine,  but do we know it really happened?
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

15 March 2015, 07:31:53 PM #1645
Sorry about the missed apostrophe...
Your drinking halves of weak sh'andy!

Is that better?
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Fenton

15 March 2015, 07:32:54 PM #1646
Quote from: getagrip on 15 March 2015, 07:28:56 PM
Yeah,  all this speculation is fine,  but do we know it really happened?

Well it was on TV for years so it must be true!

What ever happened to Hannibals brothers Mago, Hasdrubal and Haveabanana
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Fenton

15 March 2015, 07:33:43 PM #1647
Quote from: mad lemmey on 15 March 2015, 07:31:53 PM

sh'andy!

Is that better?

Isnt that an Israeli tank?
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

getagrip

15 March 2015, 07:37:03 PM #1648
Quote from: Fenton on 15 March 2015, 07:33:43 PM
Isnt that an Israeli tank?

No, it's n'ot!

Quote from: mad lemmey on 15 March 2015, 07:31:53 PM
Sorry about the missed apostrophe...
Your drinking halves of weak sh'andy!

Is that better?

M'uch  ;D

Barman,  another pint of sh'andy please!
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

15 March 2015, 08:07:06 PM #1649
*Slides another half over...*

Don't worry chaps, he'll be asleep before he's finished that, he's just got to go through YMP* first!  :'(

*Yeeeerrrrmypallll! (Frequent saying of drunks)
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getagrip

15 March 2015, 08:09:48 PM #1650
MumblemumblejustcosIdon'tknowwhereonelittlebattlewasfoughtyou'dthinkitwaslikeI'dthreatenedtodrownapuppyorsomethingwellI'mnotgoingtosithereandlistentoothem.....

Zzz, Zzz, Zzz.....
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

fsn

15 March 2015, 08:10:49 PM #1651
Quote from: Fenton on 15 March 2015, 07:32:54 PM
What ever happened to Hannibals brothers Mago, Hasdrubal and Haveabanana

Mago married Jerry and they moved in next door to the Tom and Barbara Goode.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Fenton

15 March 2015, 08:20:29 PM #1652
Quote from: getagrip on 15 March 2015, 08:09:48 PM
MumblemumblejustcosIdon'tknowwhereonelittlebattlewasfoughtyou'dthinkitwaslikeI'dthreatenedtodrownapuppyorsomethingwellI'mnotgoingtosithereandlistentoothem.....

Zzz, Zzz, Zzz.....

Ah good he's asleep

* quickly gets out Observer Book of Battles for Boys*

Ah here it is  page 27. The Battle of Cannae was fought between Carthage....CARTHAGE  what & where the hell is Carthage.?....


Better google it all later...
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

getagrip

15 March 2015, 08:27:25 PM #1653
Whassa...who said tha...I'll fight you all...

Flings pot of superglue and tub of baking soda at Fenton, FSN and Lemmey
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

fsn

15 March 2015, 08:31:09 PM #1654
Stand fast chaps! We'll get through this if we stick together!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Fenton

15 March 2015, 08:32:11 PM #1655
*stuck for words*
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

15 March 2015, 08:48:42 PM #1656
Nail polish remover chaps?

You might want to take the cherry on a stick out?
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fsn

15 March 2015, 08:55:20 PM #1657
Why are you carrying nail polish remover?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Westmarcher

15 March 2015, 09:04:21 PM #1658 Last Edit: 15 March 2015, 09:07:53 PM by Westmarcher
So he can have "No More Nails?"



(dammit. why have all the good glue jokes been cracked already?)
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

15 March 2015, 09:06:51 PM #1659
Nik thinks it's cinzano...  ;)
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