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getagrip

15 March 2015, 08:09:48 PM #1650
MumblemumblejustcosIdon'tknowwhereonelittlebattlewasfoughtyou'dthinkitwaslikeI'dthreatenedtodrownapuppyorsomethingwellI'mnotgoingtosithereandlistentoothem.....

Zzz, Zzz, Zzz.....
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fsn

15 March 2015, 08:10:49 PM #1651
Quote from: Fenton on 15 March 2015, 07:32:54 PM
What ever happened to Hannibals brothers Mago, Hasdrubal and Haveabanana

Mago married Jerry and they moved in next door to the Tom and Barbara Goode.
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Fenton

15 March 2015, 08:20:29 PM #1652
Quote from: getagrip on 15 March 2015, 08:09:48 PM
MumblemumblejustcosIdon'tknowwhereonelittlebattlewasfoughtyou'dthinkitwaslikeI'dthreatenedtodrownapuppyorsomethingwellI'mnotgoingtosithereandlistentoothem.....

Zzz, Zzz, Zzz.....

Ah good he's asleep

* quickly gets out Observer Book of Battles for Boys*

Ah here it is  page 27. The Battle of Cannae was fought between Carthage....CARTHAGE  what & where the hell is Carthage.?....


Better google it all later...
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

getagrip

15 March 2015, 08:27:25 PM #1653
Whassa...who said tha...I'll fight you all...

Flings pot of superglue and tub of baking soda at Fenton, FSN and Lemmey
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

fsn

15 March 2015, 08:31:09 PM #1654
Stand fast chaps! We'll get through this if we stick together!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Fenton

15 March 2015, 08:32:11 PM #1655
*stuck for words*
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

15 March 2015, 08:48:42 PM #1656
Nail polish remover chaps?

You might want to take the cherry on a stick out?
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fsn

15 March 2015, 08:55:20 PM #1657
Why are you carrying nail polish remover?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Westmarcher

15 March 2015, 09:04:21 PM #1658 Last Edit: 15 March 2015, 09:07:53 PM by Westmarcher
So he can have "No More Nails?"



(dammit. why have all the good glue jokes been cracked already?)
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

15 March 2015, 09:06:51 PM #1659
Nik thinks it's cinzano...  ;)
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getagrip

15 March 2015, 09:08:05 PM #1660
Tastes better than Cinzano  :D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Hertsblue

16 March 2015, 09:19:30 AM #1661
Melted down tyres taste better than Cinzano.
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getagrip

16 March 2015, 10:04:55 AM #1662
You'll get a Michelin star with cocktails like that :D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Matt J

16 March 2015, 10:27:34 AM #1663
 =D> just read the last couple of pages of this thread at work and laughed my pants off!

Keep up the good work

and a white Russian when you're ready barman (FSN knows how to make them)
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Hertsblue

16 March 2015, 10:33:42 AM #1664
For our next subject we shall be examining the social interaction of fire-ants. Won't we, chaps? Er... chaps?
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