Forum barfight

[getagrip]

Ooh, another rebuild.

What colour scheme this time Nobby?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I rather like the current rust red shade.

IanS

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

That's just dried blood from Techno wiping the bar down!

[getagrip]

Oh no,  is Matron leaking again?

[Last Hussar]

OK, volunteers to help rebuild the public bar?

I only drink in the saloon

[fsn]

I've been looking at the Dulux-Citadel colour chart, and I think "Wolfsbane" on the signature wall, but contrast it with "Zombie Kidney" elsewhere,  with perhaps some "Orc Phlem" to pick out some of the details in the corner. Much as we have now. I do wish he wouldn't do that.

The gents could be "Weeping Pus" and the ladies a nice shade of "Elven Incontinence".

Actually, I'll have a pint of Elven Incontinence, but hold the shamrock this time.   

[Fenton]

I always liked Techno Triage and Oik boil they compliment each other nicely

[getagrip]

I've been looking at the Dulux-Citadel colour chart, and I think "Wolfsbane" on the signature wall, but contrast it with "Zombie Kidney" elsewhere,  with perhaps some "Orc Phlem" to pick out some of the details in the corner. Much as we have now. I do wish he wouldn't do that.

The gents could be "Weeping Pus" and the ladies a nice shade of "Elven Incontinence".

Actually, I'll have a pint of Elven Incontinence, but hold the shamrock this time.   

Sorry Nobby,  that's what they were called last week. 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Cocktails? On a Monday!

[fsn]

it is Easter!

[getagrip]

it is Easter!

Chocolate liqueurs all round then...

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

In bunny shaped glasses?
Oh go on

[fsn]

Ummm. Lemmey. You really didn't need to dig out that old Playboy Bunny costume.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Sorry, think the moths have been at it...
Been a while since it's seen daylight, surprised there are holes there though!

[fsn]

Not only that, the tail is all ... moth eaten.

You could at least have shaved your legs.

[Hertsblue]

You'll have a hell of job getting the fishnets off. 

[fsn]

Jus' been to Hertsblue's promotion. Just shows it's not the life in the man, it's who you know. What? Don't know what he was serving. Tasted like it came in a tanker. Still, we've all done that. Hah! Not like the old days. Remember that night when ... where's the barman? ... of course, nobody knew he was ... and a scotch for me ... and then she went and said ... no, a double ... no ice ... and then of course the dog had to be put down. Hah! Dog put down! This glass is empty ... Barman! So Hers'blue is a general. Who'd have thought ... same again, but this time make it a proper double ... anyway, surprised he wasn't drummed out after the scandal ... did this Scotch come from a German supermarket? ... the casting dwarf had to be put down, of course. Hah! Dwarf put down. Was there any Scotch in this at all or is it just melt'd ice? Pity though, the Dwarf was a talented eagle ... eqil  ... a question ... rider.  Bloody good on the back of any quadruped your Casting Dwarf. No, just 'cos it's Mc something doesn't mean it's a good brand. "McMueller" is not a good malt.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Who gave him semi-skimmed milk instead of skimmed! 

[Last Hussar]

Jus' been to Hertsblue's promotion. Just shows it's not the life in the man, it's who you know. What? Don't know what he was serving. Tasted like it came in a tanker. Still, we've all done that. Hah! Not like the old days. Remember that night when ... where's the barman? ... of course, nobody knew he was ... and a scotch for me ... and then she went and said ... no, a double ... no ice ... and then of course the dog had to be put down. Hah! Dog put down! This glass is empty ... Barman! So Hers'blue is a general. Who'd have thought ... same again, but this time make it a proper double ... anyway, surprised he wasn't drummed out after the scandal ... did this Scotch come from a German supermarket? ... the casting dwarf had to be put down, of course. Hah! Dwarf put down. Was there any Scotch in this at all or is it just melt'd ice? Pity though, the Dwarf was a talented eagle ... eqil  ... a question ... rider.  Bloody good on the back of any quadruped your Casting Dwarf. No, just 'cos it's Mc something doesn't mean it's a good brand. "McMueller" is not a good malt.

Sergeant, would you be so good as to make sure the General gets back to his room.  I fear that last small port was served in a dirty glass and he has picked up a bug.  Make sure his Batman makes him drink lots of water.

[Techno]

And take his tablets away..... at once ! 
Man knows he's not supposed to mix those with milk.

Barman ! ....Pint of absinthe, if you'd be so kind.