Forum barfight

[Techno]

(Techno reappears from cellar in shredded 'overalls'.)

Sorry, Will.....Couldn't hear a bloody thing in this bloody Hazmat suit.
Can you pour me something else ? This scotch tastes of wee.

Actually, no. I used to bite glasses when I was about 4, please do not try this at home, horrible thought in this time of goodwill.

You weren't the only one.

[fsn]

Actually, no. I used to bite glasses when I was about 4, please do not try this at home, horrible thought in this time of goodwill.

I still do. Been banned from every optician in Runcorn.

This scotch tastes of wee.

That's because it's bourbon.


Now that's it's Christmas Eve, can we break out the hard stuff? Sherry trifle anyone?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

'Tis but a truffle FSN.

*SPLAT*

FOOD FIGHT!

[Techno]

YEAH !!!

Twiglet scatter incomng.

[fsn]

You beast! You've got cream on my party frock! 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Baguette bazooka!

BOOM!

[Fenton]

Brings out his Fondue Flamethrower

Eat hot cheese punk...

SQUIT!

[Techno]

Petite Pois twanged from a serving spoon.
(Blimey.....They've gone EVERYWHERE.)

[Fenton]

Petite Pois twanged from a serving spoon.

Talking posh aint going to save you.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Stilton Grenade!

(Good name for a band)

[Fenton]

 

Hurls a cold battered pudding


(Someone had to do it eventually)

[Techno]

Jelly in a 'cardboard' bowl......Oh, sod that......I'll just pick it up and throw it with my hands.....Makes more of a mess.

[fsn]

That's it! Brussels Caltrops!

[Ithoriel]

Are they like Belgian Gates?

[howayman]

Didn't he run the European Microsquigee ?

[Maenoferren]

Runs in with two buckets of Gravy to fling everywhere only to find that it is impossible to throw the contents of two buckets at once.... so runs back out again to devise a crazy gravy flinging machine.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Sets up Cranberry Claymore tripwire for Maenoferran's next appearance!

[Fenton]

Sets up Christmas cake landmine after Maenoferran's pratt fall over the cranberry claymore tripwire

[Techno]

Nails bicycle inner tube across the doorway......Gets 15lb frozen turkey from freezer, and attempts to use the tube as a catapult.
Frozen turkey slips from fingers, and drops on foot......Screams !!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

You should have defrosted it first - never give the Welsh or women hi tech kit.

IanS