Forum barfight

[fsn]

Gentlemen! It's Christmas! A time of peace and goodwill to all ... who did that? *wipes turkey gravy from his eyes* Let's all be friends and *receives another gravy grenade to the face* - right that's it. Someone's gonna eat this Christmas pudding and I don't mean in a good way. *lights Christmas pudding and hurls it at next member to post on this thread*

Merry flipping Christmas!

[Techno]

YOU ABSOLUTE OIK, NOBBY !

Hops around on one foot, while wiping burning Christmas pud from face.

[Fenton]

RIGHT!

EVERYBODY BETTER START FEELING SOME PEACE AND GOODWILL TO ALL MANKIND OR THE CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES WILL START BEING TOLD!

[Techno]

Oh no they won't !
Look out behind you  !!!

[Fenton]

Oh no they won't !
Look out behind you  !!!

Right you were warned!

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?

[fsn]

... must resist Cracker jokes ... bad jokes too powerful ... pulling me to .... must answer ... don't want to but ...

A nervous wreck!

[Orcs]

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman
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.Can you smell carrots??

[Ithoriel]

What's white, sweet and swings through the trees?

A meringue-utan!

[Fenton]

 What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?




A Holly Davidson!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Right THE JOKES STOP NOW - else I'll spray the bar with squirty cream

IanS 

[fsn]

Blimey! What a man!

[Westmarcher]

So Boxing Day comes and goes and no 'bar fight.' The irony. 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

We were too stuffed from the stuffing soufflé FSN cooked us!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

You mean you ate THAT !!!!


ianS

[fsn]

Erm ... that wasn't exactly stuffing.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Oh.

But it worked really well with red current sauce!

[Ithoriel]

Wasn't exactly red currant sauce either .... 

[Westmarcher]

So 'stuffing' and 'red currant sauce' comes and goes. The horror.

Da da da ra da! Dad da da ra da! (as he flies away to Ride of the Valkyries...) 

[its OK - doesn't make sense to me either]

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Boik! 

What was the turkey, or should I not ask either!

[fsn]

Ah! Turkey would have been more traditional I suppose.