Blimey! What a man!

So Boxing Day comes and goes and no 'bar fight.' The irony. 

We were too stuffed from the stuffing soufflé FSN cooked us!

You mean you ate THAT !!!!


ianS

Erm ... that wasn't exactly stuffing.

Oh.

But it worked really well with red current sauce!

Wasn't exactly red currant sauce either .... 

So 'stuffing' and 'red currant sauce' comes and goes. The horror.

Da da da ra da! Dad da da ra da! (as he flies away to Ride of the Valkyries...) 

[its OK - doesn't make sense to me either]

Boik! 

What was the turkey, or should I not ask either!

Ah! Turkey would have been more traditional I suppose.

I'm back (cos I had a thought). Was the sauce current or currant? Because if it was current, I wouldn't normally expect there to be a problem. But if it was currant, was that current or not. Because if it was currant sauce, then, if it was not current, that could have been the problem. So, its maybe no use blaming the stuffing (or the turkey), maybe it was the sauce (unless the stuffing ... or the turkey .. wasn't current). And was it supposed to be red? See! Did anyone think of that! This is a can of worms. Wait, was (in case FK is checking) were there worms as well? Could there have been worms in the ..... (tails away) 

[ .. night, night, Sooty ...}

Well I added raisins and AA batteries, so it was probably both.

Ever ready?

Make way, lads! I'm wading in!   (bottle smashes over a head ....... mine)   OK.  I'll come back later.....

Chops to the waist...
Rolls the loin...
Slices at the drumstick...

Sorry, still in Xmas leftovers.