Have you ever seen a cow hiding up a tree?

[Fenton]

Who, me......Or Nobby ?
You can both have a detention.
Nobby, for whining without permission.....And Gareth for.....I'll think of something in a minute !
Cheers - Phil (Time to go and find the chain-saw's instruction manual !)

Treasure this post by Techno guys as I reckon if hes up to his usual standard it could be his last ever here on he forum cos after 5 minutes with a chainsaw  I reckon he will lose  any  ability he ever had for typing  

[getagrip]

Treasure this post by Techno guys as I reckon if hes up to his usual standard it could be his last ever here on he forum cos after 5 minutes with a chainsaw  I reckon he will lose  any  ability he ever had for typing  

There go the Aztecs

[fsn]

Detention! Aw! Sir!

Not fair. I've been picked on. By a bully. I feel I have a genuine beef. I shouldn't get detention, and I don't see why I should mince my words.

[getagrip]

Detention! Aw! Sir!

Not fair. I've been picked on. By a bully. I feel I have a genuine beef. I shouldn't get detention, and I don't see why I should mince my words.

Don't stew on it!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

There go the Aztecs

GOOD

IanS

[getagrip]

GOOD

IanS

[Leman]

Cows don't have hooves. Top of biology class, well done! Merit!

[Techno]

Treasure this post by Techno guys as I reckon if hes up to his usual standard it could be his last ever here on he forum cos after 5 minutes with a chainsaw  I reckon he will lose  any  ability he ever had for typing  

I hope you'll be pleased to hear, that although I managed to actually start the expletive deleted appliance.... the 'chain' itself wouldn't turn at the speed it's supposed to.

The simply appalling temptation to pull at the slowly rotating saw, and make it run properly, by freeing it, was genuinely almost too much to bear.
The fact that Mrs T was standing close by, and came out with "I KNOW what you're thinking....DON'T YOU BLOODY DARE !!".....Probably saved some fingers. 

Cheers - Philbo of the (still) ten fingers.

[paulr]

Please pass on all our thanks to Mrs T 

[getagrip]

I hope you'll be pleased to hear, that although I managed to actually start the expletive deleted appliance.... the 'chain' itself wouldn't turn at the speed it's supposed to.

The simply appalling temptation to pull at the slowly rotating saw, and make it run properly, by freeing it, was genuinely almost too much to bear.
The fact that Mrs T was standing close by, and came out with "I KNOW what you're thinking....DON'T YOU BLOODY DARE !!".....Probably saved some fingers. 

Cheers - Philbo of the (still) ten fingers.

Well done Mrs T indeed

If you think that temptation was strong try Googling the guy who scratched his nose with an electric drill!

I won't post here (for obvious reasons) but it deserves a Darwin Award honourable mention (didn't quite finish himself off but a bloody good go).

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

If your praising a cow in a tree, do you get a pat on the head?

[getagrip]

If your praising a cow in a tree, do you get a pat on the head?

Been there, dung that!

[howayman]

I think you're all beginning to milk this. 

[Techno]

If you think that temptation was strong try Googling the guy who scratched his nose with an electric drill!

........Last Summer, Mrs T and I were repairing one of the sheds in the garden.....(Truth be told, Mrs t was doing the vast majority of this....I just got to do the bits where a ladder, or steps had to be used.)
Having drilled some holes in the wood, whist up said ladder....I handed the drill down to my better half....And whoops !!..... pulled the trigger.
The tip of the bit grabbed hold of Mrs T's sweatshirt and gave the sweatshirt a very nice 'twirl'.
Having recovered from the shock of nearly drilling into Mrs T's chest, I offered to switch the drill into reverse, to free the bit.
Mrs T's language was MOST unladylike.

Cheers - Phil

[getagrip]

........Last Summer, Mrs T and I were repairing one of the sheds in the garden.....(Truth be told, Mrs t was doing the vast majority of this....I just got to do the bits where a ladder, or steps had to be used.)
Having drilled some holes in the wood, whist up said ladder....I handed the drill down to my better half....And whoops !!..... pulled the trigger.
The tip of the bit grabbed hold of Mrs T's sweatshirt and gave the sweatshirt a very nice 'twirl'.
Having recovered from the shock of nearly drilling into Mrs T's chest, I offered to switch the drill into reverse, to free the bit.
Mrs T's language was MOST unladylike.

Cheers - Phil

And she lets you loose on a chainsaw