Have you ever seen a cow hiding up a tree?

Started by Westmarcher, 24 January 2015, 01:59:40 PM

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Fenton

01 February 2015, 12:51:54 PM #60
Well that is more than enough

I'm off to start my fantasy project and paint an Auk unit
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Westmarcher

01 February 2015, 02:46:41 PM #61
Simple Simon met a Pie Man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie Man, "What have you got there?"
"Pies! You daft coote!"


(at least I think he said that ....)
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

getagrip

01 February 2015, 03:27:14 PM #62
That pieman was a roc
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Westmarcher

01 February 2015, 03:31:30 PM #63
I think we're all cuckoo. 

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

getagrip

01 February 2015, 03:44:23 PM #64
Wait 'til you see the tro(phy Nik's) got for the painting competition!
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Hertsblue

01 February 2015, 03:47:44 PM #65
Are you all Sun readers?  :P :P :P
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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FierceKitty

02 February 2015, 01:08:34 AM #66
Can fans of that paper actually read?
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

getagrip

02 February 2015, 07:53:31 AM #67
Quote from: FierceKitty on 02 February 2015, 01:08:34 AM
Can fans of that paper actually read?

As a special needs teacher I can reliably inform you that the Sun has a decoding reading age of 9 years! 

As to mental age...
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Hertsblue

02 February 2015, 09:17:19 AM #68
For the benefit of our overseas members, the Sun is a scandal-sheet or adult comic masquerading as a newspaper, chiefly renowned for its Page 3 topless girly pictures.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

02 February 2015, 09:21:09 AM #69
Quote from: Hertsblue on 02 February 2015, 09:17:19 AM
For the benefit of our overseas members, the Sun is a scandal-sheet or adult comic masquerading as a newspaper, chiefly renowned for its Page 3 topless girly pictures.

But they have stopped those......havn't they ?????

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Hertsblue

02 February 2015, 09:22:39 AM #70
Yes, which probably accounts for the 50% slump in circulation figures.
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getagrip

02 February 2015, 09:56:41 AM #71
They should print page 3 in Braille: that would help circulation!
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Westmarcher

02 February 2015, 12:54:57 PM #72
Quote from: getagrip on 02 February 2015, 09:56:41 AM
They should print page 3 in Braille: that would help circulation!
;D ;D =D>
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Hertsblue

04 February 2015, 12:57:31 PM #73
Mine too, possibly.  :D
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mollinary

04 February 2015, 06:56:03 PM #74
Quote from: FierceKitty on 02 February 2015, 01:08:34 AM
Can fans of that paper actually read?

I thought the official definition of "Oxymoron" was "Sun reader"!  ;)

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

05 February 2015, 08:35:43 AM #75
Haven't seen a copy in years - but thats a local thing.

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Orcs

06 February 2015, 12:08:21 AM #76
Quote from: mollinary on 04 February 2015, 06:56:03 PM
I thought the official definition of "Oxymoron" was "Sun reader"!  ;)

Mollinary

I object to the use of the word "reader" in that statement. 

I believe that if you take the number of letters in the papers name and multiply it by 10 you get the average IQ if those that purchase said paper. :D

Actually it might have been multiply by 5  :d
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

06 February 2015, 09:06:42 AM #77
No 0....

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FierceKitty

06 February 2015, 10:16:11 AM #78
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 06 February 2015, 12:08:21 AM
I object to the use of the word "reader" in that statement. 

I believe that if you take the number of letters in the papers name and multiply it by 10 you get the average IQ if those that purchase said paper. :D

Actually it might have been multiply by 5  :d

I wonder if they remember their apostrophes while having a go at others' mental powers.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

06 February 2015, 11:22:21 AM #79
MEEOWWWW.

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