Well that is more than enough

I'm off to start my fantasy project and paint an Auk unit

Simple Simon met a Pie Man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie Man, "What have you got there?"
"Pies! You daft coote!"


(at least I think he said that ....)

That pieman was a roc

I think we're all cuckoo. 

Wait 'til you see the tro(phy Nik's) got for the painting competition!

Are you all Sun readers? 

Can fans of that paper actually read?

Quote from: FierceKitty on 02 February 2015, 01:08:34 AM
Can fans of that paper actually read?

As a special needs teacher I can reliably inform you that the Sun has a decoding reading age of 9 years! 

As to mental age...

For the benefit of our overseas members, the Sun is a scandal-sheet or adult comic masquerading as a newspaper, chiefly renowned for its Page 3 topless girly pictures.

Quote from: Hertsblue on 02 February 2015, 09:17:19 AM
For the benefit of our overseas members, the Sun is a scandal-sheet or adult comic masquerading as a newspaper, chiefly renowned for its Page 3 topless girly pictures.

But they have stopped those......havn't they ??

IanS

Yes, which probably accounts for the 50% slump in circulation figures.

They should print page 3 in Braille: that would help circulation!

Quote from: getagrip on 02 February 2015, 09:56:41 AM
They should print page 3 in Braille: that would help circulation!

Mine too, possibly. 

Quote from: FierceKitty on 02 February 2015, 01:08:34 AM
Can fans of that paper actually read?

I thought the official definition of "Oxymoron" was "Sun reader"! 

Mollinary