Have you ever seen a cow hiding up a tree?

[Westmarcher]

I know I'm out on a limb here, but is that a cow on the next branch?

[Hertsblue]

If it is I'd get out from under! 

[FierceKitty]

Udderwise you could be in trouble.

[getagrip]

You've gone and dung it now!

[Leman]

It must be very cold - it's Friesian.

[fsn]

Put on a Jersey.

[getagrip]

Put on a Jersey.

[Leman]

Put on a Jersey.

[Techno]

COATS !
The lot of you !
Cheers - Chief Cloakroom Attendant. (As if I didn't have enough to do !.....If I disappear for a while.....I'm playing with the chainsaw this afto'.......Under strict supervision, natch !)

[getagrip]

COATS !
The lot of you !
Cheers - Chief Cloakroom Attendant. (As if I didn't have enough to do !.....If I disappear for a while.....I'm playing with the chainsaw this afto'.......Under strict supervision, natch !)

[fsn]

Sir! Sir!

It's so unfair! I only added one pun and then Sir called "Coats", and it was only one pun and it was such a good one and I hadn't horned in on the cow puns at all Sir, and don't feel that I should be creamed with the others, Sir, 'cos they all milked the cow puns and I didn't, even though I had some off pat. I bin very good Sir, and don't see why I should be leathered with the others Sir, 'cos when they started I hoofed it into a hide, that's not a tail, Sir!

 

[getagrip]

He gets worse doesn't he? 

[Techno]

Who, me......Or Nobby ?
You can both have a detention.
Nobby, for whining without permission.....And Gareth for.....I'll think of something in a minute !
Cheers - Phil (Time to go and find the chain-saw's instruction manual !)

[getagrip]

Who, me......Or Nobby ?
You can both have a detention.
Nobby, for whining without permission.....And Gareth for.....I'll think of something in a minute !
Cheers - Phil (Time to go and find the chain-saw's instruction manual !)

Aaaawwww Sir!!!!!!   He started it and everything

[fsn]

Did not!