Circumcision ettiqutte

Started by Last Hussar, 22 July 2014, 05:43:16 PM

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Last Hussar

22 July 2014, 05:43:16 PM
Should I leave a tip?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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fsn

22 July 2014, 06:27:35 PM #1
It's no skin off my nose.
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Steve J

22 July 2014, 08:23:09 PM #2
The thought of it brings a tear to my eye...

Last Hussar

22 July 2014, 08:44:24 PM #3
I'll let you know how bad in 28 days. :o :o :o
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fsn

22 July 2014, 09:22:56 PM #4
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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Ithoriel

23 July 2014, 12:25:13 AM #5
Waiting for the call to go in for the op. Various other procedures being done at the same time while I'm knocked out.

Being neither Jewish nor Islamic and well over the age of 15 I thought I'd dodged that particular bullet.

As we sang on Sunday evening:

"Life's a piece of sh*t, when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And...
Always look on the bright side of life..."

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FierceKitty

23 July 2014, 01:19:02 AM #6
Ugh. One of the worst forms of institutionalised child abuse in existence.
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fsn

23 July 2014, 06:24:12 AM #7
Quote from: Ithoriel on 23 July 2014, 12:25:13 AM
Waiting for the call to go in for the op. Various other procedures being done at the same time while I'm knocked out.

You make it sound like a "buy one, get one free" deal.

A friend of mine who for medical reasons had this unkind operation done was fond of saying that before the operation, he was quite pleased when his wife nobbled on his foreskin, but he found it disconcerting when she continued to do so after the operation.  :-& He was joking. I think. Having said that, I did meet the woman and ... it is possible.

Hope everything goes well, and your recovery time is short. Be careful though, Robocop just went in initially to have his tonsils out.
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FierceKitty

23 July 2014, 06:38:22 AM #8
Many employment opportunities in Turkey if it should go wrong. ;)
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Hertsblue

23 July 2014, 09:34:24 AM #9
Must admit I wimped out. What's mine is mine....
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Ithoriel

23 July 2014, 10:08:27 AM #10
Quote from: fsn on 23 July 2014, 06:24:12 AM
You make it sound like a "buy one, get one free" deal.

Kind of is, need to be circumcised for them to be able to introduce a camera to check if I have bladder cancer - not sure anyone medical actually thinks I have but, given family history, better safe than sorry.

This is all getting rather out of the Fun Stuff range - let normal service resume :)

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

23 July 2014, 10:47:18 AM #11
Quote from: fsn on 22 July 2014, 09:22:56 PM
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(



I agree with FSN - WHERE ARE ME PILLS ?

ianS (who was did at age 14, IT HURT)....
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FierceKitty

23 July 2014, 10:57:08 AM #12
Quote from: Ithoriel on 23 July 2014, 10:08:27 AM
Kind of is, need to be circumcised for them to be able to introduce a camera to check if I have bladder cancer - not sure anyone medical actually thinks I have but, given family history, better safe than sorry.

This is all getting rather out of the Fun Stuff range - let normal service resume :)



Lighting a candle for you anyway, old boy.
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slugbalancer

23 July 2014, 12:25:21 PM #13
I went under the knife at the ripe old age of 47.  It went better than I expected.  Easier ways of losing weith though.

Hope all goes Well.

FierceKitty

01 August 2014, 09:24:26 AM #14
I had a vasectomy at 20. That's one that really should be done under general anaesthetic; it didn't hurt, but I kept waiting for it to, and the thing is, you can feel what's happening. (shudders)
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