Circumcision ettiqutte

Started by Last Hussar, 22 July 2014, 05:43:16 PM

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Last Hussar

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fsn

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Steve J

The thought of it brings a tear to my eye...

Last Hussar

I'll let you know how bad in 28 days. :o :o :o
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Ithoriel

Waiting for the call to go in for the op. Various other procedures being done at the same time while I'm knocked out.

Being neither Jewish nor Islamic and well over the age of 15 I thought I'd dodged that particular bullet.

As we sang on Sunday evening:

"Life's a piece of sh*t, when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And...
Always look on the bright side of life..."

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FierceKitty

Ugh. One of the worst forms of institutionalised child abuse in existence.
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fsn

Quote from: Ithoriel on 23 July 2014, 12:25:13 AM
Waiting for the call to go in for the op. Various other procedures being done at the same time while I'm knocked out.

You make it sound like a "buy one, get one free" deal.

A friend of mine who for medical reasons had this unkind operation done was fond of saying that before the operation, he was quite pleased when his wife nobbled on his foreskin, but he found it disconcerting when she continued to do so after the operation.  :-& He was joking. I think. Having said that, I did meet the woman and ... it is possible.

Hope everything goes well, and your recovery time is short. Be careful though, Robocop just went in initially to have his tonsils out.
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FierceKitty

Many employment opportunities in Turkey if it should go wrong. ;)
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Ithoriel

Quote from: fsn on 23 July 2014, 06:24:12 AM
You make it sound like a "buy one, get one free" deal.

Kind of is, need to be circumcised for them to be able to introduce a camera to check if I have bladder cancer - not sure anyone medical actually thinks I have but, given family history, better safe than sorry.

This is all getting rather out of the Fun Stuff range - let normal service resume :)

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: fsn on 22 July 2014, 09:22:56 PM
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(



I agree with FSN - WHERE ARE ME PILLS ?

ianS (who was did at age 14, IT HURT)....
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FierceKitty

Quote from: Ithoriel on 23 July 2014, 10:08:27 AM
Kind of is, need to be circumcised for them to be able to introduce a camera to check if I have bladder cancer - not sure anyone medical actually thinks I have but, given family history, better safe than sorry.

This is all getting rather out of the Fun Stuff range - let normal service resume :)



Lighting a candle for you anyway, old boy.
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slugbalancer

I went under the knife at the ripe old age of 47.  It went better than I expected.  Easier ways of losing weith though.

Hope all goes Well.

FierceKitty

I had a vasectomy at 20. That's one that really should be done under general anaesthetic; it didn't hurt, but I kept waiting for it to, and the thing is, you can feel what's happening. (shudders)
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Techno

Quote from: Ithoriel on 23 July 2014, 10:08:27 AM
Kind of is, need to be circumcised for them to be able to introduce a camera to check if I have bladder cancer - not sure anyone medical actually thinks I have but, given family history, better safe than sorry.

Huh ?
When I was being checked for prostate cancer, I had the fibre optic camera inserted all the way into my bladder......(Fascinating to see your insides, in a weird sort of way.)
There was no talk of having to be circumcised.
Unless they did the dirty while they had me distracted, and I was watching the monitor.

No.....Just checked.

Anyway....Good luck again. 'I'
Cheers - Confused of Wales.

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: slugbalancer on 23 July 2014, 12:25:21 PM
I went under the knife at the ripe old age of 47.  It went better than I expected.  Easier ways of losing weith though.

Hope all goes Well.

Thought kats had to be neutered at 8 weeks ?

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Ithoriel

Quote from: Techno on 01 August 2014, 10:56:51 AM
Huh ?
When I was being checked for prostate cancer, I had the fibre optic camera inserted all the way into my bladder......(Fascinating to see your insides, in a weird sort of way.)
There was no talk of having to be circumcised.
Unless they did the dirty while they had me distracted, and I was watching the monitor.

No.....Just checked.

Anyway....Good luck again. 'I'
Cheers - Confused of Wales.

At the risk of TMI, foreskin does not retract so doesn't allow the camera to be introduced into the err ... aperture. Hence the op. Having been given the impression weeks and weeks ago that this would happen soon , I'm still waiting for a date. No watching monitors for me, apparently I'll be out cold ... thank goodness!
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Last Hussar

Vasectomy was nothing.

My foreskin has never fully withdrawn - didn't know it was supposed to.
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