Circumcision ettiqutte

[capthugeca]

I had a vasectomy at 20. That's one that really should be done under general anaesthetic; it didn't hurt, but I kept waiting for it to, and the thing is, you can feel what's happening. (shudders)

I had one about ten years ago. It wasn't the fact that I could feel what was going on that unnerved me. It was the smell.
I thought someone was frying sausages; then realised it was me! 

[Orcs]

My foreskin has never fully withdrawn - didn't know it was supposed to.

Thats how you got the kids!

[Orcs]

I had the snip about 7 years ago - It was sureeal.  It was done under a local anesthetic and while the Doctor was playing with hisn scalpel we were talking about Formula 1 and the Grand Prix the previous weekend.

My only concern was that he was not concentrating enough- fortunately all still worked ok afterwards.

On a more worrying note:- The guy i worked shifts with has had to have a vesectomt TWICE !! 

He had  a vesectomy and 7 years later his wife was pregnant.  Obviously this caused some consternation to them both.  They went to see the consultant and he said " Sometimes the tubes rejoin, it most commonly happens after about 7 years, its not unusual !"  He was still a little dubious until he went to have it done again.  The doctor doing the operation said "You obviously had had this done before cos I can see where the tube has rejoined).

[Last Hussar]

I had the snip about 13 years ago - I can see why they get called plums - they swelled up and went purple.

[Subedai]

I was snipped about 20 years ago. Why do they always have the nice looking nurses doing the pre-op stuff? Thoroughly disconcerting!

Not being completely anaethatised, aneathatised  knocked out was strange and yes, you can feel everything it just didn't hurt; the pull of the stitches felt a bit strange though. The surgeon and I were discussing football most of the time.

I was lucky, two days later I was back at work.

Someone I knew had it done and one of his testicles was well swollen. Two weeks off work recovery jobbie.

[Last Hussar]

Stitches!  I had plasters.

[Subedai]

Stitches!  I had plasters.

Sorry, at first glance I thought you had written plasterers! That got me wondering...

[barbarian]

This is really an anglo-saxon thing.
You won't find that many men with vasectomy in the south of Europe.

[Last Hussar]

This is really an anglo-saxon thing.
You won't find that many men with vasectomy in the south of Europe.

You mean among the anti-birth control Catholic regions!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

NO RELIGON, SEX or politics in the mess.

IanS

[Techno]

Another milestone (?) for the forum.
Ian's post above was number 123456.....Huzzah !!  
Cheers - Phil.
P.S......You forgot Aztecs, Ian.

[fsn]

Indeed. Jolly bad form. In my day we'd have been horsewhipped for saying "catholic" at a formal dinner.

Some visiting Spaniard tried to raise a toast to "His Most Catholic Majesty" and was immediately set upon by subalterns and beaten with knotted ropes.

I once described myself as having a catholic taste in music and was sent by the mess president to sit in a cold bath for 4 hours 33 minutes.

Then of course, there was poor Carruthers who said that his "tailor's bill was due", and this was taken to mean that he was a bankrupt who owed money to to the Yiddish speaking chap who made his mess jackets. Poor Carruthers was cashiered. Ended up in Parliament. True story.

Happy days.

[Last Hussar]

 

But I wasn't discussing religion.  It was geography, Honest.

[Hertsblue]

NO RELIGON, SEX or politics in the mess.

IanS

Well, that rules out 95% of human conversation, then.

[Techno]

And over in the UK.....The other 5% is taken up by the weather. 
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

P.S......You forgot Aztecs, Ian.

Phil - stop swearing - alternatively I'm trying too, but keep getting mauled by a ferocious kitten.

IanS

[FierceKitty]

Mew!

[fsn]

Ian's post above was number 123456.....Huzzah !! 

Techno; Pendraken's Rainman.

[Techno]

OI !!

Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Mew!

That da*md cat got back in......


Must sacrifice it the sun god. Kitten Curry anyone ?

IanS