Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Has the speed of light peanut landed yet?
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Ithoriel

Quote from: Techno on 21 October 2018, 09:08:56 AM

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(New flavours that you really think are brill....Then you never see them again ! >:( >:( >:()

Cheers - Phil

Phil, I've joked to several supermarket managers that the company should hire me as a food tester because if I realy, really like a product it isn't going to last as much as a month on the shelves :)
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

fsn

Quote from: mad lemmey on 21 October 2018, 05:49:22 PM
Has the speed of light peanut landed yet?
I think it was last seen in the Large Hadron Collider.

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Techno

Quote from: Ithoriel on 21 October 2018, 06:03:22 PM
Phil, I've joked to several supermarket managers that the company should hire me as a food tester because if I really, really like a product it isn't going to last as much as a month on the shelves :)

What gets me, Mike.....Is that they do a 'promotion' for some new flavour/combination of flavours..........and then you never ever see them again.
What's the point in promoting something new, if it never sees the shelves, ever again ?

A bit like Curry flavoured twiglets. (I know I've gone on about those before....But I LOVED them.)

Cheers - Phil

FierceKitty

Same experience here. Any really good soft drink I encounter is living on borrowed time.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Last Hussar

Quote from: fsn on 21 October 2018, 06:44:29 PM
I think it was last seen in the Large Hadron Collider.



I've never found out. Is it a large collider, or does it collide large hadrons?
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Ithoriel

A large collider of incredibly small hadrons
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

fsn

Actually, when I said "large Hadron Colldier" I was referring to Orcs' drink.

Essentially a "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster", but with cucumber instead of lemon.

... and now a hyper-velocity peanut.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

It's best stirred, gently, with a 10' pole. Shaking can be... Interesting!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Westmarcher

Quote from: fsn on 25 October 2018, 07:50:37 AM
Actually, when I said "large Hadron Collider" I was referring to Orcs' drink.

... and now a hyper-velocity peanut.

That Hadron ... he was a wall nut.

In fact, it is believed that the term, "Hadron Collider" may come from Roman times. One school of thought is this is the nickname marauding Picts gave to the Wall when they tried to invade Roman Britain. Another is that Hadron's Caledonian boyfriend came from the River Clyde area.   :-B
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

fsn

Sir's outer covering, which I believe Sir likes to refer to as a "coat", has been offered to an animal sanctuary for the benfit of distressed mules.

The animal sanctuary rejected it, saying it was fit only for an ass, so Sir can find it mopping up a puddle.

Through the front door, to Sir's left.

Good day.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Orcs

Quote from: fsn on 25 October 2018, 07:50:37 AM
Actually, when I said "large Hadron Colldier" I was referring to Orcs' drink.

Essentially a "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster", but with cucumber instead of lemon.

... and now a hyper-velocity peanut.

Quote from: mad lemmey on 25 October 2018, 08:17:41 AM
It's best stirred, gently, with a 10' pole. Shaking can be... Interesting!

Yes If I drink one or two and jump up and down My vomit comes out Purple,  as do the carrots
Quote from: fsn on 25 October 2018, 12:51:10 PM

The animal sanctuary rejected it, saying it was fit only for an ass, so Sir can find it mopping up a puddle.

Through the front door, to Sir's left.

Good day.

That's just where I disposed of my last 2  Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.   :)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Last Hussar

I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

Orcs

OI! where's my drink I ordered it hours ago!
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Techno

HOURS ??

If you think it was hours ago...I don't think Will should serve you.