Forum barfight

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

*Slaps Getagrip round the ears with both hands, then nuts him and trip hooks him with a leg!*

Now do you understand Cannae?

[getagrip]

Ow!

Yeah,  so basically,  Hannibal Lector wanted to stop some people who had spears and Centurion tanks so he got some Scottish people to stop them by saying you cannae pass!

Have I got it now?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Not quite, let's try it again...

[getagrip]

To be fair,  I knew a lot about Hannibal but I don't remember the names of anything or anyone very well.

Useful in my line of work 

Anyway,  did you spill my pint?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

No, because your drinking halves of weak shandy!

[fsn]

Hannibal's generals were Face, Howling Mad and Mr T.

As the Roman army was surrounded, Hannibal bit on his cigar and said "I love it when a plan comes together".

Total casualties in the battle were, of course zero, though one Roman did get a skint knee.  

... and he surveyed the battle from the back of his flying elephant - Dumbo.

[getagrip]

I hope you all catch something painful 

Oh, Will, you missed an apostrophe!    So this is how it feels to be FK...

[Fenton]

Hannibal's generals were Face, Howling Mad and Mr T.

As the Roman army was surrounded, Hannibal bit on his cigar and said "I love it when a plan comes together".

Total casualties in the battle were, of course zero, though one Roman did get a skint knee.  

... and he surveyed the battle from the back of his flying elephant - Dumbo.

You forgot about the token female who reported the whole thing

[fsn]

You forgot about the token female who reported the whole thing

She was out with the Mutant Turtles that day.

[getagrip]

Yeah,  all this speculation is fine,  but do we know it really happened?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Sorry about the missed apostrophe...
Your drinking halves of weak sh'andy!

Is that better?

[Fenton]

Yeah,  all this speculation is fine,  but do we know it really happened?

Well it was on TV for years so it must be true!

What ever happened to Hannibals brothers Mago, Hasdrubal and Haveabanana

[Fenton]

sh'andy!

Is that better?

Isnt that an Israeli tank?

[getagrip]

Isnt that an Israeli tank?

No, it's n'ot!

Sorry about the missed apostrophe...
Your drinking halves of weak sh'andy!

Is that better?

M'uch 

Barman,  another pint of sh'andy please!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

*Slides another half over...*

Don't worry chaps, he'll be asleep before he's finished that, he's just got to go through YMP* first! 

*Yeeeerrrrmypallll! (Frequent saying of drunks)