Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Techno

Only got a few mince pies left, now......
I could save them until next year's food fight......They'll be rock hard by then.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Drop scones are illegal.
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Ithoriel

Baked a wholemeal loaf about a week ago, the recipe described it as a dense, satisfying loaf. What with preparations for and celebration of the festive season it didn't get eaten. What I have now would go down a storm in Treacle Mine Road! Sadly, I suspect the Geneva Convention specifically prohibits the use of such a horrendous weapon in a bar fight :)
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Westmarcher

Pity, because that would be termed, "using your loaf."
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Techno

Quote from: Techno on 28 December 2014, 12:37:03 PM
Only got a few mince pies left, now......
I could save them until next year's food fight......They'll be rock hard by then.

Changed my mind.....I'm going to eat them.

Hertsblue

You could stick them in the freezer - that would harden them nicely. An old paintball trick from my youth.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

But it they were short crust, they would crumble and fragment on impact.
Puff pasty would serate into shards.
Now that would be lethal!
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Techno

Quote from: Hertsblue on 28 December 2014, 11:31:24 PM
You could stick them in the freezer - that would harden them nicely. An old paintball trick from my youth.

OUCH !!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Let's try.
We need a control group, who don't get hurt, I nominate: Me!
Also a group to be hit by (at high velocity) Some raw paintballs, some frozen paintballs, fresh, stale and frozen mince pies. Any volunteers?

Shall I fire up the particle accelerator again?
And can we add the peanut back into the test?
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FierceKitty

It's good to be on another continent!
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Hertsblue

I think what we have is a lack-of-control group.
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Fenton

Quote from: mad lemmey on 29 December 2014, 10:34:37 AM
Let's try.
We need a control group, who don't get hurt, I nominate: Me!
Also a group to be hit by (at high velocity) Some raw paintballs, some frozen paintballs, fresh, stale and frozen mince pies. Any volunteers?

Shall I fire up the particle accelerator again?
And can we add the peanut back into the test?

If memory serves there is about a ton  of frozen Brussel sprouts in the freezer. I think they are there from when Techno had his yearly health kick and got a  a taste for sprout and vodka smoothies
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Ithoriel

Quote from: Hertsblue on 29 December 2014, 12:25:11 PM
I think what we have is a lack-of-control group.

An out-of-control group more like :)
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Na - I've never been controlled anyway.

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Fenton

Quote from: ianrs54 on 29 December 2014, 12:36:04 PM
Na - I've never been controlled anyway.

IanS

How do you know?
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