Forum barfight

[Westmarcher]

I'm back (cos I had a thought). Was the sauce current or currant? Because if it was current, I wouldn't normally expect there to be a problem. But if it was currant, was that current or not. Because if it was currant sauce, then, if it was not current, that could have been the problem. So, its maybe no use blaming the stuffing (or the turkey), maybe it was the sauce (unless the stuffing ... or the turkey .. wasn't current). And was it supposed to be red? See! Did anyone think of that! This is a can of worms. Wait, was (in case FK is checking) were there worms as well? Could there have been worms in the ..... (tails away) 

[ .. night, night, Sooty ...}

[fsn]

Well I added raisins and AA batteries, so it was probably both.

[Westmarcher]

Ever ready?

[Westmarcher]

Make way, lads! I'm wading in!   (bottle smashes over a head ....... mine)   OK.  I'll come back later.....

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Chops to the waist...
Rolls the loin...
Slices at the drumstick...

Sorry, still in Xmas leftovers.

[Techno]

Only got a few mince pies left, now......
I could save them until next year's food fight......They'll be rock hard by then.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Drop scones are illegal.

[Ithoriel]

Baked a wholemeal loaf about a week ago, the recipe described it as a dense, satisfying loaf. What with preparations for and celebration of the festive season it didn't get eaten. What I have now would go down a storm in Treacle Mine Road! Sadly, I suspect the Geneva Convention specifically prohibits the use of such a horrendous weapon in a bar fight

[Westmarcher]

Pity, because that would be termed, "using your loaf."

[Techno]

Only got a few mince pies left, now......
I could save them until next year's food fight......They'll be rock hard by then.

Changed my mind.....I'm going to eat them.

[Hertsblue]

You could stick them in the freezer - that would harden them nicely. An old paintball trick from my youth.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

But it they were short crust, they would crumble and fragment on impact.
Puff pasty would serate into shards.
Now that would be lethal!

[Techno]

You could stick them in the freezer - that would harden them nicely. An old paintball trick from my youth.

OUCH !!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Let's try.
We need a control group, who don't get hurt, I nominate: Me!
Also a group to be hit by (at high velocity) Some raw paintballs, some frozen paintballs, fresh, stale and frozen mince pies. Any volunteers?

Shall I fire up the particle accelerator again?
And can we add the peanut back into the test?

[FierceKitty]

It's good to be on another continent!

[Hertsblue]

I think what we have is a lack-of-control group.

[Fenton]

Let's try.
We need a control group, who don't get hurt, I nominate: Me!
Also a group to be hit by (at high velocity) Some raw paintballs, some frozen paintballs, fresh, stale and frozen mince pies. Any volunteers?

Shall I fire up the particle accelerator again?
And can we add the peanut back into the test?

If memory serves there is about a ton  of frozen Brussel sprouts in the freezer. I think they are there from when Techno had his yearly health kick and got a  a taste for sprout and vodka smoothies

[Ithoriel]

I think what we have is a lack-of-control group.

An out-of-control group more like

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Na - I've never been controlled anyway.

IanS

[Fenton]

Na - I've never been controlled anyway.

IanS

How do you know?