Only when they are hammered

Quote from: Hertsblue on 27 November 2013, 09:58:15 AM
Do they sh*t in the garden too? 

Far too lazy for that - they have a thing for doing it on their own doorstep

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 26 November 2013, 10:50:36 AM
Air Rifle, bait and Patience.

I have the same feelings about dogs that sh*t on he pavement and bark all night

You live on my bock? 

Quote from: Fenton on 25 November 2013, 06:03:17 PM
Cats are cool

If cool expresses approbation, cats are liquid nitrogen.

Which is why you should never touch one without wearing extra-reinforced safety gloves. 
Cheers - Phil.

they should 'discover' a link between domestic cats and bovine TB. A cat cull would be far more popular than a badger cull. I hate the little b*stards they're really destructive on the local wildlife.
I like dogs and horses and can appreciate they enrich peoples lives, but cats all they do is torture, kill, maim, sleep and sh*t everywhere (except their owners property).

I really hate the little sods 

(apologies to any cat lovers - my mom has 3 - I hate them as well)

Quote from: Fenton on 27 November 2013, 12:10:41 PM
I have the same feelings about dogs that sh*t on he pavement and bark all night

I hate dogs

Dogs are servants, cats are friends. No accident that many dictators have been ailurophobes (or, indeed, illiterates).

I thought it was.....
Dogs have owners....
Cats have staff. .
Certainly feels like it from my experience.

Cheers - Phil

Quote from: Techno on 28 November 2013, 07:22:35 AM
I thought it was.....
Dogs have owners....
Cats have staff. .
Certainly feels like it from my experience.

Cheers - Phil

Nah. A well-treated cat will make his love very clear. They're just more chic about it that the waggy-tailed barker (sorry if anyone out there is still playing WRG).

Careful - we'll be straying into bestiality territory soon

Quote from: Nosher on 29 November 2013, 08:02:09 AM
Careful - we'll be straying into bestiality territory soon

As long as no one mixes this up with the Totty thread I am ok.


Well kick out a dog and it wags its tail untill it starves.
Kick out a cat and it thinks: Fockit bugger I am off to the (cat)pub.

If you kick out a cat it just goes up the road to the other house that feeds it.