TWICE in three months?

You must be winded 

Anyone know how to stop the little b ******ds crapping all over your garden? 

Orange peel and chilli powder. 

No flame-throwers, then? Shame. 

Get next door to get a sand pit.....They'll use that in preference. 
I'm more concerned about dealing with any rats that the chicken feed attracts.....But nicely under control (famous last words) at the moment...Huzzah !
Cheers - Phil.

Quote from: Techno on 26 November 2013, 09:04:06 AM
Get next door to get a sand pit.....They'll use that in preference. 
I'm more concerned about dealing with any rats that the chicken feed attracts.....But nicely under control (famous last words) at the moment...Huzzah !
Cheers - Phil.

Air Rifle, bait and Patience.

Quote from: fsn on 25 November 2013, 06:05:00 PM
Three months of sex - well that's only twice isn't it?

It was when I was with the Ex  -but now thats not even a weekends worth   

Cats are like Ginger women - sent from hades itself to ruin mankind and make a mess of soft furnishings

Quote from: Nosher on 26 November 2013, 12:20:31 PM
Cats are like Ginger women - sent from hades itself to ruin mankind and make a mess of soft furnishings

Quote from: Nosher on 26 November 2013, 12:20:31 PM
Cats are like Ginger women - sent from hades itself to ruin mankind and make a mess of soft furnishings

Do they sh*t in the garden too? 

Only when they are hammered

Quote from: Hertsblue on 27 November 2013, 09:58:15 AM
Do they sh*t in the garden too? 

Far too lazy for that - they have a thing for doing it on their own doorstep

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 26 November 2013, 10:50:36 AM
Air Rifle, bait and Patience.

I have the same feelings about dogs that sh*t on he pavement and bark all night

You live on my bock? 

Quote from: Fenton on 25 November 2013, 06:03:17 PM
Cats are cool

If cool expresses approbation, cats are liquid nitrogen.

Which is why you should never touch one without wearing extra-reinforced safety gloves. 
Cheers - Phil.

they should 'discover' a link between domestic cats and bovine TB. A cat cull would be far more popular than a badger cull. I hate the little b*stards they're really destructive on the local wildlife.
I like dogs and horses and can appreciate they enrich peoples lives, but cats all they do is torture, kill, maim, sleep and sh*t everywhere (except their owners property).

I really hate the little sods 

(apologies to any cat lovers - my mom has 3 - I hate them as well)

Quote from: Fenton on 27 November 2013, 12:10:41 PM
I have the same feelings about dogs that sh*t on he pavement and bark all night

I hate dogs

Dogs are servants, cats are friends. No accident that many dictators have been ailurophobes (or, indeed, illiterates).

I thought it was.....
Dogs have owners....
Cats have staff. .
Certainly feels like it from my experience.

Cheers - Phil