Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 27 October 2013, 11:02:46 AM
Perhaps if you wake up early you could wake her up with Bl******w Job, Bl******w Job, until you get one???

Quote from: sebigboss79 on 27 October 2013, 11:06:13 AM
That might result in physical repercussions I am ashamed to elaborate but feel free to try with your spouse...

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 27 October 2013, 09:26:46 AM
But Mrs T should be going downstairs early to bring you up a cup of tea ?   

Quote from: sebigboss79 on 27 October 2013, 09:59:19 AM
What? You are not married, are you?
My Misses wakes me up with : Coooooffeeeeeee, cooooooffeeeeeeeee....untill I get up and make that blody coffee 

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 27 October 2013, 10:54:50 AM
I was married - Not doing that again. 

My new lady is amazing. I like Formula 1 so when they have the races starting in the early hours I set the alarm for the start of the program. The Alarm goes of and I turn the bedroom  TV on, She goes and makes the Tea, then snoozes while I watch the race .    About an hour or so later (5:30-6.00) she goes down and makes another tea and a bacon sandwich.  

When I have had a crap day she also tells me to go and paint, and says nothing if i paint all day on a day off  

She is an definite Keeper.

I am living the dream

Quote from: Last Hussar on 28 October 2013, 02:03:18 AM
Knowing Orcs as I do, and having seen him in the flesh, I can only assume that the Hertfordshire Rohypnol dealers are making a bloody fortune.