Drinking 12 year old Balvenie as I read this.

Slumming it.

Normally I'd go for Islay malts.

Preferably something like Ardbeg Uigeadail on the grounds I can't afford Ardbeg "Lord of the Isles"

Best choice ever? 

Drink enough of the stuff and you'll end up looking like this. And that's just the external damage.

Isnt that some sort of football dude ? Gazza something ?