Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 01 May 2013, 04:53:49 PM

Hugh that is surely is just admiring Gods Creation?  You shouldn't loose your halo for that.

Thanks Orcs,

I tried that excuse with Mrs Hugh.... didn't work. 
Hence the delay on the halo - she has a hotline to Him upstairs. 

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 01 May 2013, 04:53:49 PM

Hugh that is surely is just admiring Gods Creation?  You shouldn't loose your halo for that.

If you loose your halo, it'll fall over your head and become a necklace!

Which said, I remember finding women in their fifties attractive when I was in my early twenties; and in my 50s myself now, I still fancy some lassies in their early twenties. In fact, breakfast today was much enriched by the company of a couple of Dutch houseguests. Would that I'd discovered nudism at a younger age! (rushes off for an arthritic but priapic cold shower)
Where was I? Oh, yes...Apart from the page three details, so much depends on a warm smile, direct and confident eyes, and a relaxed manner which says "Look all you like, I know I'm beautiful". These things really can make it into later life.

Quote from: FierceKitty on 02 May 2013, 08:10:42 AM

Where was I? Oh, yes...Apart from the page three details, so much depends on a warm smile, direct and confident eyes, and a relaxed manner which says "Look all you like, I know I'm beautiful". These things really can make it into later life.

Totally agree with you there FK.  The number of timeds I have found them attractive and not been able to figurev out why.

Quote from: capthugeca on 02 May 2013, 06:43:39 AM
Hence the delay on the halo - she has a hotline to Him upstairs. 

Surely as a man of the cloth you should have priority over Mrs Hugh to Him upstairs. Could you not get her calls moved to a less senior person - some minor Saint, or minor prophet - say Hubbakuk,  or at least down to Gabriel. Then you might be in with a chance of your Halo

Failing that suggest she reads "Song of Songs" there is plenty of Totty gazing in that. 

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 03 May 2013, 09:52:56 AM
Surely as a man of the cloth you should have priority over Mrs Hugh to Him upstairs.

You've not met Mrs Hugh, have you! 

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 03 May 2013, 09:52:56 AM
Failing that suggest she reads "Song of Songs" there is plenty of Totty gazing in that. 

That's why all our Bibles are kept on the top shelf. She caught me reading that book once and told me not to get any ideas.

Meanwhile my sons are encouraging to do a sermon on Ezekiel 23:19-21! 

Quote from: capthugeca on 04 May 2013, 07:31:16 AM
You've not met Mrs Hugh, have you! 

Meanwhile my sons are encouraging to do a sermon on Ezekiel 23:19-21! 

I am sure Mrs Hugh is Sweetness and Light. (even at this distance I feel the need not to invoke her ire) 

I am sure if you had that as your reading you would get the attention of the congregation  .  You might need copious amounts of smelling salts for the blue rinse brigade though.

To mis- quote a certain Monty Python film  your sons "Are very naughty boys"