There's an Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman all talking about their

teenage daughters.

The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I

found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know

she smokes".

The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the

other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really

shocked as I didn't even know she drank."

With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry

about.

I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of

condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a willy."

 

Ok, "willy" slang for...?

 

You seriously asking that?

Totally unrealistic - a man cleaning his daughter's bedroom - I don't think so! 

Quote from: sebigboss79 on 08 January 2013, 03:23:14 PM


You seriously asking that?

Of course, english is not my native language.

Oh......I'll say it !
It's one of the many slang words for penis in the English language Phobos.
Willy would be quite a 'polite' word in this context.
I dread to think how many other slang words there are.....And how many more are going to get written down after this, until Leon gets back and starts deleting them all !
Cheers - Phil.

Oh, I suspected it

Quote from: Techno on 08 January 2013, 05:42:43 PM
Oh......I'll say it !
It's one of the many slang words for penis in the English language Phobos.
Willy would be quite a 'polite' word in this context.
I dread to think how many other slang words there are.....And how many more are going to get written down after this, until Leon gets back and starts deleting them all !
Cheers - Phil.

More likely that he will cmplete our list and significantly expand it...no pun intended.

@Phobos. Same here but come on.....

Quote from: Phobos on 08 January 2013, 05:27:12 PM
Of course, english is not my native language.

That's so good. Love moments in life like that.

Actually, Americans often don't know that word either. And they claim to speak a version of English. More or less.

"Tonker" may be Mr Pratchett's one real contribution to our culture.

Or did he just tweak the word "Todger".
I've often heard that particular euphemism 'changed' to "Tadger" as well.

Maybe they all derive from an old word, with different spellings around the UK ?
Cheers - Phil.

Tadger is a derivitive and diminuative of 'tadpole' - make of that what you will! 

Could be, but it's a boon to Limerick-writers (rhymes with "bonk 'er"),