Teenage Daughters

Started by Orcs, 07 January 2013, 05:59:29 PM

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Orcs

There's an Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman all talking about their

teenage daughters.

The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I

found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know

she smokes".

The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the

other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really

shocked as I didn't even know she drank."

With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry

about.

I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of

condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a willy."

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

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Phobos


sebigboss79

 =) :-/ :-w X_X

You seriously asking that?

Hertsblue

Totally unrealistic - a man cleaning his daughter's bedroom - I don't think so!  :D
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Phobos

Quote from: sebigboss79 on 08 January 2013, 03:23:14 PM
=) :-/ :-w X_X

You seriously asking that?

Of course, english is not my native language.

Techno

Oh......I'll say it !
It's one of the many slang words for penis in the English language Phobos.
Willy would be quite a 'polite' word in this context.
I dread to think how many other slang words there are.....And how many more are going to get written down after this, until Leon gets back and starts deleting them all ! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.

Phobos


sebigboss79

Quote from: Techno on 08 January 2013, 05:42:43 PM
Oh......I'll say it !
It's one of the many slang words for penis in the English language Phobos.
Willy would be quite a 'polite' word in this context.
I dread to think how many other slang words there are.....And how many more are going to get written down after this, until Leon gets back and starts deleting them all ! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.


More likely that he will cmplete our list and significantly expand it...no pun intended.

@Phobos. Same here but come on.....

Vulpine

Quote from: Phobos on 08 January 2013, 05:27:12 PM
Of course, english is not my native language.

That's so good. Love moments in life like that.
You're just a pathetic
bunch of tin soldiers,
skulking around the
galaxy in an ancient
spaceship!

FierceKitty

Actually, Americans often don't know that word either. And they claim to speak a version of English. More or less.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

FierceKitty

"Tonker" may be Mr Pratchett's one real contribution to our culture.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno

Or did he just tweak the word "Todger".
I've often heard that particular euphemism 'changed' to "Tadger" as well.

Maybe they all derive from an old word, with different spellings around the UK ? :-\
Cheers - Phil.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Tadger is a derivitive and diminuative of 'tadpole' - make of that what you will!  :P
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FierceKitty

Could be, but it's a boon to Limerick-writers (rhymes with "bonk 'er"),
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Nosher

It's not just us men that are obsessed with the size, it's women.  :P

As my dear old Dad said to me - 'Son, I can't see why women are so fascinated with size. It's not as if they dont all fit now is it?

My own take on it is that its 'not the size that's important, it's the 16 stone behind it...' ;) ;D
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

Techno

A thread that's degenerating faster and faster.
Damn fine show !

Good info Lemmey ! :-bd :-bd
OK then.....Why 'winkle' ?
Cheers - Phil.



Duke Speedy of Leighton

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sebigboss79

Quote from: FierceKitty on 09 January 2013, 05:06:37 AM
Actually, Americans often don't know that word either. And they claim to speak a version of English. More or less.

:o They can speak?

Techno

WINKIE .....Yes !
Which is why it got changed to 'WINKLE' ?
What an strange thing our language is.
Cheers - Phil