End of the World!

Started by Leon, 16 December 2012, 08:43:06 PM

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Nosher

Quote from: Techno on 22 December 2012, 10:21:58 AM
"'Ere.....Hitler...right.....Was he in the first World War ?"
To which he got the reply....
"Yes 'X'.....he was a corporal."

"Aaaah.....So was he in the second World War as well ?"

Clearly this young man is destined for the lofty heights of McDonalds night shift manager...
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

Techno

The last time I heard....
He was doing a lot better than that Nosher.... ;)
A really lovely guy, and doing well for himself nowadays.

He did come out with some absolute classics from time to time though.

Cheers - Phil.

Maenoferren

Quote from: Techno on 22 December 2012, 10:21:58 AM
And I think my history isn't up to much ! :o :o

Cheers - Phil.

I worked with a teacher who went to see the film Titanic  and got upset, not becuse the hero died, and Rose survived, no because it sank and they all died!!! All I could say was...but it's the Titanic! in some form of a Mantra.
Sometimes I wonder - why is that frisbee geting bigger - and then it hits me!

Hertsblue

Quote from: Maenoferren on 29 December 2012, 10:48:45 PM
I worked with a teacher who went to see the film Titanic  and got upset, not becuse the hero died, and Rose survived, no because it sank and they all died!!! All I could say was...but it's the Titanic! in some form of a Mantra.

That's funny - I got upset watching Titanic because it was soooooooo long and boring. =)
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Maenoferren

Quote from: Hertsblue on 31 December 2012, 05:02:13 PM
That's funny - I got upset watching Titanic because it was soooooooo long and boring. =)
Oh God I just remembered that bloody song. I used to cringe when the kids in the class got out their recorder's and proceded to play (in varying degrees of succcess) that bloody song... Argggggghhhhhh >:(
Sometimes I wonder - why is that frisbee geting bigger - and then it hits me!

Techno

Never seen it.
No wish to either. ;)

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Not likley to either - as no TV in Wales, except in a very strange language......

IanS
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Techno

What ?.....American and English ?
They're easy. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

No - the one with no vouls and too many LLL's

IanS
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Techno

Llamas ? :-\
Didn't know there was such a language. ;)
Cheers - Phil.